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Discussion in 'Children Of Bodom' started by FossilMerrick, Apr 27, 2008.
Joonas, we know it is you, you mental bastard!
Alright, if you want me to be Joonas, I will be Joonas for you. This is the second coming of Joonas. Joonas reincarnated. Joonas wanted a girl so bad that he became a girl. *Joonas plays with newfound breast* Yes, these will do nicely.
My first order of business as Joonas is to inform COB that we want them to sound more like Ensiferum. Then my second order of business as pizzaface is to inform Joonas that Lamb of God sells many many more records, and that Insomnium and Omnium Gatherum have a soundworld that is closer to approach from where COB is at now.
"me tarzan, you jane"
this is how you sound to me
It is also how two year olds speak. But you would not know that because you have never spoken to a two year old.
what the fuck is going on here? how the hell all the weirdoes find this particular forum? Taakse - POISTU!
I told them to come here. Many many years I tell people come here. Even before I actually listened to cob a lot, I said come to this forum. I say all popular kids here get attention from music scene.
+5,000,000. Is Jewnas really gone?
No hate Jew! No time hate! Time play box sand. You make sound Dragonforce like World of Warcraft nerd. Drink wine bourgeois you. Nunofrog make sound Opeth like make sex long time listen music. Rune make sound Slayer like drink death. IPot make sound like Tenacious D. Arcane make sound like Nirvana. Jontzgu take music make celebrity bands play. You see forum more than just place to taunt people.
I wonder how we can make you go away, ignoring you will do it, won't it?
Make pizzaface go time out? Me be good. Not like time out. You no make song not want. Me sorry. Not go time out!
It's like Joonas lost his ability to make long and annoying posts and now makes small and weird as fuck posts.
You not spank me! You bad! I run way! I get new famly! Me name baby predecessor, work govt. You hit me spank baby say hit me spank baby is terrorism! Not spank! Go jail spank! WAAAAAAAAAA!
"And onto the ignore list you go"
Hmm.. Something happened here.
Ok me go time out. You no spank, I be good go time out read book.
You not talk me like I not hear! Not talk others not here defend! Not right! You me punish do thing! You do thing nobody punish! You no get spank time out call crazy on drugs! No is right! I run way! Mommy give present evry month! You no give present! I run way real mommy!
i am so confused right now to what is going on here
Pizzaface tired mole from secnav. Pizzaface mom say not get rid last mole then put mole on baby. Pizzaface no can rid mole. Is secnav mole. Mole not move. Pizzaface try. Pizzaface do secnav say. Talk baby. Act crazy. Maybe secnav take mole. Baby not get grandparent mole. Pizzaface not allow tell parent family. Pizzaface allowtell you now like this. You learn talk baby. Secnav ok.
You need pizzaface phone talk baby? Pizzaface optimus have. Is ok. Pizzaface boyfriend get phone. Boyfriend change carrier already. Get t mobile. Pizzaface metro still. Pizzaface birthday august. Maybe galaxy get. Galaxy nice phone. Can have old phone you. Pizzaface boyfriend all same carrier. One bill. Is easy.
In my ignore list you go!
Pizzaface not care you ignore. You ignore i know you not person need talk code name baby. Baby is code name worm project. Is not secret. I tell. You not own. I tell. You ignore pizzaface eliminate. Process eliminate. Pizzaface smart baby. Find all bad men process eliminate.
Code name david is branch davidian action. You want know trouble waco move austin you look code name david.