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Discussion in 'Asgaroth' started by Kudzu, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Kudzu

    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Pepe,cariño,dime algo con amor

    -Amorfa!!!!
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Leer con acento de paleto de Cádiz:

    Una gorda andaluza que va al médico,
    - Doztó, doztó... creo que zoy eztéri
    - ¿Ezteri???? Tú lo que ereh e obéli...
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    en que se parece el cunnilingus a la mafia?

    en que si te vas de la lengua te comes un marron
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    -Padre, confieso que me toco la pilila

    -¿Y cuántos años tienes?

    -30

    -Entonces ya te tendrías que tocar la polla
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    -Oye Pepe

    -Dime Juan

    -una puta me ha contagiado el SIDA.

    -MUAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED!!!
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    10 de la noche.

    Donde vas Pepe?

    Al bar, Maria.

    Pos pegame ahora que si no luego me despiertas.
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Esto es una familia mu pobre que siempre come pan del día anterior.
    El niño le dice al padre:
    -Papá, ¿cuándo comeremos pan de hoy?

    -Mañana
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    - Doctor, doctor, ¿qué tengo?

    - Tiene usted psoriasis.

    - ¿Pero cómo voy a tener psoriaris si nunca he estado en Soria?

    - ¡Pues yo no he estado en Burgos y mire la pedazo de morcilla que tengo!
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    - A ver Jaimito, se abre el telon y sale tu puta madre con elefantiasis, un andorrano, un noruego, un español, un pitufo azul enseñando el ano y Abundio. ¿Que tengo en la mano?

    - SIDA
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    -Padre, me confieso poeta

    -Hijo mio si eso no tiene nada de malo, es algo divino

    -Pues "atríncame" el pepino
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    El doctor hablando con un paciente :
    - Pues vera, respecto al ultimo analisis de su pene, tengo una noticia buena y una mala.
    - Cual es la buena ?
    - Que ha crecido diez centimetros.
    - Y cual es la mala ?
    - Que es maligno.
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Un gitano enseñandole matematicas a su churumbel.

    A ver niño si nos vamo a coger cien malacatones y metemos cincuenta en la flagoneta,¿cuantos nos quedan por recogel?

    Pos otro viaaaaje,paaapa
     
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    ¿Como se congela a un cerdo?
    Quitándole el edredón...
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Ring,ring
    Oiga,esta Agustin?
    No,estoy comodin.
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    - Se abre el telón y aparece un pelo sobre una cama... ¿Cómo se titula la película?
    - El bello durmiente
    __________________
     
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    Kudzu Hi Tech / Low Life

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    Estan en Frago dos vecinos y dicen:

    - joder, esta lluvia me da grima
    - tranqui, que ya va a amainar
     
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    Imprezionante
     

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