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Corny Joke!

Discussion in 'Saxon' started by Sammi951, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. Sammi951

    Sammi951 Member

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    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male, one female. The female says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me", says the male egg, "I'm not even hard yet!"

    Well, I did say it was corny!!! :D
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    :lol:

    One egg always seems to crack though, why is that ??
     
  4. Sammi951

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    One of life's eternal mysteries...like, why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down! :D
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    arrrghhh i know !!!!!!!! Its that Sods law thing i suppose, that Sod person was very clever in noticing all these random but bad things that happen the way they do!!! or is it him that makes them happen ????
     
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    sods isnt a person,its a clump of grass that you can roll into a fag paper and get chucked out of work and have the rest of the day off.i like petrol stations?
     
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    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    I've got another bad joke:

    2 pizzas are lying in the oven, Says one to the other "Damn, it's hot in here", the other one replies: "well I'll be damn: a talking pizza"
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    CRUSADER747 \\Power Metal Maniac//

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    Nice one Sammi!
     

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