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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.

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  1. AlphaTemplar

    AlphaTemplar Morgan Freeman

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    Here's the idea: I make a wish, then the next person responds by finding away to turn the wish against them, then gives their own wish, and so on. For example:

    I Wish I had a 12 inch cock

    Granted, but its in your mouth
    I wish I had a Les Paul

    Granted, but you are overcome with an urge to play nothing but Slipknot.
    (starting for real now)
    I wish I was Steve Harris
     
    #1 AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005
  2. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted, but now you have to have his credit.

    I wish I had a yummy Calzone

    good thread alpha :)
     
    #2 chris-o-fer, Nov 1, 2005
  3. Ethereal Sage

    Ethereal Sage Mind Of Out Sight Of Out

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    Granted, but you shall always confuse them with pizzas :p

    I wish I could hear a greater part of the sound spectrum.

    I second the good thread vote.
     
    #3 Ethereal Sage, Nov 2, 2005
  4. Voice of God

    Voice of God Harmless Bum

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    Granted, but now you can hear the constant low purr your head makes.

    I wish I could play an instrument.
     
    #4 Voice of God, Nov 2, 2005
  5. Falconspirit

    Falconspirit I Died A Little

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    Granted, but now it can't leave your hands wherever you go

    I wish I could go to the moon
     
    #5 Falconspirit, Nov 2, 2005
  6. Angeleyes Part II

    Angeleyes Part II Emotional...

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    Granted "but without a space suit" :p

    I wish i could fly...
     
    #6 Angeleyes Part II, Nov 2, 2005
  7. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted, but you have to flap your arms really fast. :p

    I wish I had more wishes...
     
    #7 chris-o-fer, Nov 2, 2005
  8. AlphaTemplar

    AlphaTemplar Morgan Freeman

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    Granted, but you use them to wish for anal sex.

    I wish Lindsay Lohan was still hot
     
    #8 AlphaTemplar, Nov 2, 2005
  9. BasilisK

    BasilisK Good day, pusscake.

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    Granted, but you wouldn't be able to see her with masturbation-induced-blindness even if she was.

    I wish Stefan Weinerhall didn't scrap Mithotyn for Falconer.
     
    #9 BasilisK, Nov 3, 2005
  10. Voice of God

    Voice of God Harmless Bum

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    Granted, but Mithotyn now plays only bad elevatormusic.

    I wish I had more sandwiches
     
    #10 Voice of God, Nov 3, 2005
  11. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted, but every one is a squid sandwich

    I wish George W would be impeached.
     
    #11 chris-o-fer, Nov 3, 2005
  12. Voice of God

    Voice of God Harmless Bum

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    Granted, but he's replaced by Dick Cheney

    I wish I would pass my exam tomorrow
     
    #12 Voice of God, Nov 3, 2005
  13. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    granted, but you must have someone else write it. :p

    i wish i didn't have to go to work.
     
    #13 chris-o-fer, Nov 3, 2005
  14. TB666

    TB666 Member

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    Granted but you have clean my house.


    I wish I was in a porno movie
     
    #14 TB666, Nov 4, 2005
  15. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, but you, a guy only known as "The Slave", and Peter North decide only to experiment with each other though

    I wish mp3 player had a more storage space
     
    #15 Pessimism, Nov 4, 2005
  16. TB666

    TB666 Member

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    Granted but it will only be filled with Britney spears songs

    I wish EA would be destroyed.
     
    #16 TB666, Nov 4, 2005
  17. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    granted, but now nintendo takes over the entire gaming industry and only release mario and kirby games.

    i wish this crap on television would end.
     
    #17 chris-o-fer, Nov 4, 2005
  18. Dodheimsgard

    Dodheimsgard Member

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    Granted, But when you die you are damned to watch bullshit tv shows eternally.

    I wish I could play drums like Nick Barker.
     
    #18 Dodheimsgard, Nov 8, 2005
  19. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted: but you have to use your anus to hold the sticks.

    I wish I had a watermelon.
     
    #19 chris-o-fer, Nov 8, 2005
  20. Dodheimsgard

    Dodheimsgard Member

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    Granted, But you have to have it inserted through the small slit in the end of your penis.

    I wish scotland got more BM bands playing live.
     
    #20 Dodheimsgard, Nov 8, 2005
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