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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    Granted, but you mistake them for vagina's. And it all just goes downhill from there.

    I wish that I could get the image of the amoebial vagina out my head.
     
  2. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted, but now you cannot get the image of a huge ass lady having sex in a vat of peanut butter.

    I wish that my balls didn't itch.
     
  3. cadavria

    cadavria Member

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    granted cos u don't even have ones
    I wish i could stop eating this much
     
  4. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted, you start eating even more and have a sex change. unexpectedly you become the fat lady having sex in a vat of peanut butter.
    i wish i didnt feel bad about getting up when my cats on me, then i could type faster.
     
  5. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted, but you also don't feel bad that the fat lady in the vat of peanut butter is fucking... YOU!

    I wish I could have some popcorn.
     
  6. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    oh, believe me, i dont. *raises both brows swiftyly twice*

    and you can have some popcorn, you are completely able of having popcorn. but you dont.
    i wish paint pens werent so dam expensive
     
  7. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    Granted, but that's only because the quality is reduced so much, it's pointless to have them.

    I wish I didn't have to go on my paper round today.
     
  8. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted you got fired

    i wish i had some pizza
     
  9. cadavria

    cadavria Member

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    granted but it's made with an old man smched penis
    I wish i could stop thinking of how damn much i wanna go to wacken this year to see Carcass pffffffff
     
  10. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted. you just lose all hope and dreams in life and become an apathetic passive human shell till you wither and die infront of a window onlooking the industrial side of town.

    i wish i could be bothered standing up
     
  11. chris-o-fer

    chris-o-fer twatwaffle

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    Granted. Stand up and I'll bother you. :p

    I wish I could go to the Illinois Death Fest this year.
     
  12. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted, but the event is canceled

    i wish i didnt have to resort to makkas for a job
     
  13. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    granted, now you're a prostitute and contract AIDS and gonorrhea. yum!


    i wish i didnt have a 9 oclock class tomorrow :(
     
  14. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted you have an 8 o clock class tomorrow

    i wish there werent so many damn flies
     
  15. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    Granted, but that's because they've been killed by lions. And now the lions are hungry.

    I wish my order from Amazon would arrive sooner.
     
  16. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    granted, but they send you my wonder showzen season 2 instead of whatever you ordered. damnit.

    i wish i didnt have such a terrible headache :cry:
     
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    maiden1 50 QUID.I.A.S.A.FOR

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    Wish Granted, everytime you complain about your headache someone will come along and kick you in the arse, why you ask, well that will take your mind off your headache.


    i wish for a new pair of runners.
     
  18. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted but theyre too small for you.

    i wish i had some originality
     
  19. Alasdhair

    Alasdhair Creator of Crumpet Metal

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    Granted, but you become a flamboyant alcoholic, incredibly camp, artist.

    I wish I had pay pal.
     
  20. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    granted but you have no money

    i wish i had a cool font
     

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