corrupt-a-wish

granted, but now you lost your amp

i wish i had an xbox 360

 

Granted, but it gets possessed by aliens and blows up.

I wish I knew who keeps ringing me and that when my phone rings i'm around to answer it.

 

granted, but when you answer it you'd wish you never did...muhuhahahaha..

i wish i had 2 tickets to paradise

 

granted 1 ticket is for you and the other ticket is for the most annoying person EVER

i wish i would have an orgasm

 

granted, you have a heart attack and die from it though.

i wish i had some money

 

Granted, but it's monopoly-money, have fun with it...

I wish I could speak all languages of the world

 

granted, you become a mime

i wish my high school would blow up

 

Granted, but you were in it... You'll be in your most hated lesson forever!

I wish he had noticed

 

granted, he notices that you've done something that pisses him off and he kills you

I wish I was having my pussy fucked by Lord Red Dragon

 

granted , but it's with a pineapple...

I want to rule the world

 

granted, but not this world....

i wish that the broncos didnt just lose

 

Granted, but you now have serious bladder problems (lol, where'd that come from?)

I wish I had a brick of gold..

 

granted , but you stole it from the Leprechaun and now he's gonna kill you...

I wish I had something better to do with my time

 

granted, you joined the peace core....uuuuuum?... *hesitantly* thaaaann died?..

i wish i hadnt just watched the broncos lose

 

granted , you watched American Idol for 3 hours instead...

I wish I could play guitar

 

granted, but YOU SUCK!!

i wish i could play the guitar good

 

granted , but only with your tongue...

I wish I never had to work again

 

granted, but you change your mind later and now you cat get a job

i wish i had some hershey bars right about noooooooooooowww!

 

granted , but they came out of your ass...

I wish I had a stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza

 

Granted, but the crust is stuffed with fish eggs.

I wish I had buns of steel!