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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.
Granted, but all that is left is mormons who want to knock on your door
I wish I had more good music
Granted, but it's all sung by William Hung
I wish I wasn't Morgan Freeman
Granted,now you are Sum Hung Cock
I wish i will murder rip tearing heads breaking bones in HELL!!!!hashahahahhahaha
Granted but when your done you are raped by Hitler eternally
I wish I got more sleep last night
Granted - you overslept and got fired at work
I wish I could predict the future
Granted - you're now Miss Cleo
I wish I could rule the world.
Granted,but then everything goes your way and nothing bad ever happens and you are peaceful happy and relaxed for the rest of your life watching rainbows and candy canes and hot-chocolate with marshmellows and counting sheep in a peaceful slumber on a fluffy comfortable bed surrounded by stacks of money and beautiful women everywhere doing whatever you desire throughout eternity.
I wish i was DEAD
granted, but i ressurect you and force you to live as my toilet
i wish i would post here more often, these days
granted but all you read is mindless jibber-jabber
i wish i was promoted to a urinal
Granted, but people always shit in it as well
I wish I was going to the Dragonforce show
Granted - but it sucks
I wish I was the drummer of Slayer
Granted - Right after they make their transition to country music.
I wish I had cookies and milk.
Granted -- the cookies are nasty and the milk is rotten
I wish I had a new guitar
Granted - But you now you have to learn to play your old one first
I wish I could fly
Granted - you fly 18 miles high and then loose your ability to fly
I wish I was a better musician
granted, but you can only play the triangle.
I wish it wasnt 90 outside
Granted - it's 1,000 outside
I wish I knew god personally and he likes me
granted,but then he makes you god and Satan begins tormenting you
i wish upon a star
Granted - star falls on your head and you die
I wish my friends listend to metal
Granted - your friends will all listen to fuckin Power Metal
I wish I can make my abi