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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.
Granted, you have 3 weeks to plan, but nobody shows up
I wish I could go back in time
Granted, but you are stuck in an infinant loop of different times and places only stopping in each for five seconds (for triple j fans)
I wish my cat would stop putting her white hair on my black clothes
Granted, your cat puts her white hairs on your now pink clothes
I wish I had more energy
Granted, you now have a triple A battery, only its a very cheap brand, and it has a leak.
i wish i was 18
Granted, now you can be legally sodomozied by older (stronger) men.
I wish I would stop teh cring
Granted, now you bottle up all your emotions untill one day you finaly snap and kill several people in a freak clock-tower sniping incident.
I wish i didnt grow out of my leather pants
Granted, but now when you where them you look like yngwie
I wish I could get started on my 4 page paper! (due in...3 hours)
Granted, you get started, but you don't finish in time
I wish I had some really good salsa to eat with my chips
Granted, but you develope an alergy to tomato, onion, capsicum, sugar, corn starch, salt, spices, and chillies.
I wish i didnt have to mow the lawn today
^granted, but the neglected lawn becomes a jungle and you get eviscerated by a tiger.
i wish guys werent such dumbasses.
hmmm, i do not understand how it is possible to corrupt a wish like this, because it is impossible to grant it seing as i know many, many, many guys who are not dumbasses.
anyway, dont let me rain on your parade
Granted but guys all become too smart to like chicks like you.
I wish I didn't live in a dry county.
^granted, but you drown in a flood.
i wish my car didnt suck so fucking much.
^Granted but now everything else in your life sucks.
I wish some people wouldn’t bust my balls all the time on msn.
^ Granted, people now bust your balls in real life
I wish I had a nice chicken fried steak dinner
^granted, but you get bird flu.
i wish it would snow.
granted but the snow is black and stains your underwears.
I wish the beer drinkin didn't make my head hurt afterwards.
Granted now your head hurts before and during the beer drinking.
i wish i had a soft pillow
granted, but you don't have a bad OR a house. you end up sleeping in a dark swamp with your nice soft pillow when a croc eats you alive in the middle of your pathetic attempt at sleeping.
i wish i didn't have to lie.
Granted, you don't have to lie, but the truths you tell are thought to be lies anyway
I wish I had a nice cheeseburger