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Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Ender Rises, May 19, 2007.

  1. youdontknowme

    youdontknowme New Metal Member

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    don't you find it weird that Michael Jackson died around the time we got our first black president.
     
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    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Page 100 is win
     
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    Thriller remake. With actual zombified MJ please.
     
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    Perhaps you should carefully read the portion of my post that you yourself quoted in your post. Go on. :)
     
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    This
     
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    Michael Jackson's death: It's super freaky.

    Do you think it's possible that this is a publicity stunt, maybe he's faked his own death? It's not impossible considering all the other insane stuff he's known for doing.

    Edit: www.michaeljackson.com conveniently has all ability to click on any elements disabled. This all seems to be being handled too cleanly. I think something is amiss. Perhaps a way to get out of debt?
     
  8. Black Orifice

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    It wouldn't surprise me but I'm pretty sure he's dead. Nearly every news outlet talking about it has confirmation of his death.
     
  9. muzmaze

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    MJ will no longer be looking at the Man In The Mirror.
     
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    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    I bet you had one hell of a life.


    Good night sweet prince.
     
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    cookiecutter Proceed to Ultraslamming

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    Uhoh, Dakryn you better get in on this
     
  12. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    lolMichaeljacksonisblackbutlookswhiteandObamalooksblackandiswhitelolz
     
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    King Richard Against the wind...

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    rofl
     
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    This is a sad day for me. And you people suck donkey ass for making those fucktarded 'jokes' about MJ, that aren't even funny in the first place. GFY, tnx
     
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    I heard they are making a movie about ET vs MJ. It's called Alien vs Child Predator.
     
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    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    They say he died of food poisoning


    He ate 12 year old nuts




    They are recycling his body to be made into juice bottles.


    Kids can now drink from without being scared.
     
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    I'm just sad that Close Encounters of the Third Grade has stopped filming as a result of this
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    :lol:

    Ehh... its sad the guy died... but honestly he's been pretty much dead for years. Being the butt of everyone's joke when he was alive... doesnt seem like it's going to change much now.
     
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    Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, upon completion of the autopsy his body will be melted down and made into Lego Blocks, so children can play with him.
     

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