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damn i'm drunk -- the thread

Discussion in 'RC' started by Black Winter Day, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    hahahahahahaha that was beautiful, man.
     
  2. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    that was quite the post
     
  4. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Got notified by my physician that my lab results show that I need to stop drinking



    Mission accomplished
     
  5. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    Liver fattiness?
     
  6. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Whiskey dick?
     
  7. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Hell yeah, I got diagnosed with a fatty liver about 9 years ago. Two panic attacks and one trip to the emergency room convinced me to stop drinking so fucking much and lose some god damn weight.
     
  8. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    No it's nothing like that
     
  9. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    So what the fuck then, man?

    I just consumed one stressbeer on an empty stomach. I am FUCKEd up.
     
  10. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Lol I don't really know because I haven't seen my lab results yet. I imagine my triglycerides are elevated. And I hope, really *hope* that I consumed enough bourbon to increase my MCV. Stay tuned
     
  11. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    heh, whisky dick
    It just sounds cool
    like whisky enema
     
  12. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    Makers Mark be kickin my dick in.
    woman is sick with a sinus infection, may have to give her some Whisky Richard
     
  13. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    I prefer to call it scotch cock
     
  14. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    TOP 3 KATATONIA ALBUMS GO:

    1. Brave Murder Day
    2. Discouraged Ones
    3. Night is the New Day

    YEAH I SAID IT.
     
  15. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    TOP 3 HAL HARTLEY MOVIES GO:

    1. Fay Grim
    2. Trust
    3. No Such Thing

    YEAH I SAID IT.
     
  16. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Tonights Decision is the only good Katatonia album

    I just polished off bottles of SKY and Kahlua
     
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    Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings

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    I think I'm drinking Big House bourbon...something related to prison. Never saw it before, bought it, drinking. It works.
     
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    Krilons Resa High Infidelity

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    The Dorian has been a boozin lately...on, more or less, anything he can get his hands on!!! :loco:
     
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    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    That's the last of it


    :cry:
     
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    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    I never answered this. So one of my liver enzymes (ALT) is elevated as are my triglycerides. These both correlate directly with too much alcohol. Further, my total cholesterol is high, my LDL is high, and my HDL are low. WTF?! I've played sports and/or exercised regularly my whole life so these are shocking and embarassing to me.
     

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