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Dan Swanö Haikus

Discussion in 'Dan Swanö' started by Pate, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. Pate

    Pate Member

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    As a tribute to the man, a friend and I wrote some haikus:


    Dan Swanö once ran
    To a house built out of sand
    He didn't live there

    Dan Swanö once sang
    "Heavy Metal Machi-eeeeeeeen"
    Steel was a great band

    On the moon there lies
    A tower built by Swanö
    It's the Moontower.

    Dan Swanö, will you
    Take the oathiest of oaths
    Will you marry me?

    Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
    Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
    Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

    Dan Swanö Had A
    Five String Electric Guitar
    He Sold It Online

    A drumset once played
    By a man named Dan Swanö
    Is a quite good gift

    Dan Swanö once played
    A bass on Moontower, but
    No one noticed


    Anybody got any good ones?
     
  2. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    Yes, I do, because I recall writing haikus six and eight. >_>



    Dan Swanö once said:
    "Nightingale is not a bird,
    who cares about birds?"


    Who can pull off keys
    like Dan Swanö on Moontower?
    Screw you Geddy Lee


    Dan Swanö will read
    All of these crazy haikus
    I hope he laughs then
     
  3. wardwarf

    wardwarf Death is life

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    Mane like the lion
    Flowing from a manly chest
    The lord Dag
    Swanö

    Bend me over now
    And unleash that hot rubber
    Piska mig, and ROCK

    There is a shitty
    Anthony Perkins film called
    Edge of Sanity

    (Part I)
    Why is Dan not seen
    As the greatest songwriter
    In all of metal
    (Part II)
    Seriously, man
    Can't beat Pan-Thy-Monium
    And EOS ruled
    (Part III)
    Oh, Moontower too
    Let's not forget Infestdead
    And the Masquerade
    (Part IV)
    Try to prove me wrong
    Show me something better, and
    I'll show you Bloodbath
     
  4. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Crimson One is God
    Crimson Two is also God
    How about a third?
     
  5. Pate

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. mattcira

    mattcira The Eighth Enocian Key

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    Dan Swano has
    hairy arms
    there's photos to prove it

    Dan Swano has
    a prominent brow and deepset eyes
    according to this, chicks dig that sort of thing

    Dan Swano combines words
    and creates cool phrases such as
    guitarsolo, drumkit, progrock, recordstore, vocaltrack
     
  7. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Whoa, that's not 5-7-5! Rofl at the cavemen :p

    Please rock in Melbourne
    That would be the greatest thing
    I would suck you all
     
  8. mattcira

    mattcira The Eighth Enocian Key

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    All that which is the power of Dan Swano cannot be contained by a series of single digits. His power transcends the mere semblance and suggestion of shape, color and form - and in so, is that which cannot be contained by mere Haiku.
     
  9. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Shut up you retard
    Haikus transcend everything
    Stick that up your arse
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  11. Djm

    Djm Upside your head

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    Second Sky Album
    Dan's "Chinese Democracy"
    Still being patient......
     
  12. Tumn

    Tumn baptized in blood

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    So we need one for Dag!!

    Dag Swanö is here
    Ruler of theater guys'
    Obscene positions
     
  13. AnTz0r

    AnTz0r Crimson King

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    musical midas
    a golden touch with music
    can't do anything wrong

    an erte salat
    or a biff på werners wise
    meals for manly men
     
  14. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    This thread is working
    Lots of haikus are in here
    Dan's gonna love it
     
  15. Jat

    Jat New Metal Member

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    I think Dag deserves one too.

    Erik's hands on bass
    and never on Dag's body
    because he is straight!
     
  16. Tumn

    Tumn baptized in blood

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    More Dag's!!!
     
  17. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Haikus are not straight
    So they could not be for Dag
    He is much too straight

    Why write them for Dan?
    I sense some competition!
    Which bro is straighter?
     
  18. wardwarf

    wardwarf Death is life

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    Hey, my first two were all Dag. Who doesn't dig Dag?
     
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    Dan Swanö The Watcher

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    you guys are wierd!!! :)
     
  20. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    No problemo, we
    Were just doing our job, but
    I forgot my pills :loco:
     

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