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Discussion in 'Anathema' started by Susie, Oct 5, 2003.

  1. Susie

    Susie Member

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    Right my dears,

    come on you can tell me , do you have a problem or sad about anything , then heres your chance to get it out, i,ll try and help you with my mature advise, dont be afraid you can tell me anything. :)
     
  2. Allan

    Allan New Metal Member

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    :p , this thread might very well become very popular.
     
  3. Andy_2003

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    my arse smells a lot, what can I do?
     
  4. Susie

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    you can start by having a bath, you smelly twat :tickled: do you love my advise
     
  5. Andy_2003

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    ok I will try that, but I find that when I have done in the past, soon enough it starts to smell again, am I doing something wrong?
     
  6. Susie

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    try wiping it in between having a shit and washing it
     
  7. Strangelight

    Strangelight steak(knife) no more

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    Dear Susie, is it better when its faster?
     
  8. Andy_2003

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    I tried that, it's just a never ending smelly arse :(
     
  9. Su Jacko

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    Dear Susie,
    I've heard that man sap is good for you? Is this true or a fabrication? Explain.
     
  10. Susie

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    I DO I DO
     
  11. Cerulean

    Cerulean Not very cerulean eh

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    True!!! Full of vitamines :cool:
     
  12. Susie

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    Right well i use it for lubrication for masturbation , it has a unique quality that no other substance has so i say yes its good for you, and you should buy it in jars , has that answered your question :D
     
  13. sol83

    sol83 throw it up

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    dear susie,

    i don't wanna ask anything. just wish me luck for the next few days. i need it. if i get lucky, i'll owe you forever. well ok, i might even buy you a candy cos i'm very generous and that.

    cheers,

    sol.
     
  14. Susie

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    hey i,m the adviser :D but yes it is full of live vitamins :loco:
     
  15. Strangelight

    Strangelight steak(knife) no more

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    candy? since when has susie been American like? FFS! PFF!
     
  16. sol83

    sol83 throw it up

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    well ok, don't kill me. and what does pff mean?
     
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    hey you no how to get on my good side :) I wish you all the luck in the world and my favourite candy bar is a galaxy :wave:
     
  18. Andy_2003

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    pff is a small fart noise, as opposed to pfffffffffffft, which is a big fart noise
     
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    well as far as i know pff , means pff, sorry if its not much help :erk:
     
  20. sol83

    sol83 throw it up

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    galaxy. ok, got it.

    and i will send you one if things go ok. i was not joking. just eat it before mick does.

    :Spin:
     

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