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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Onder, Oct 6, 2011.
What hurts you bitch? I have a cold. I cough. I have a runny nose.
I have a stomach bug... so let's just say I'm having some unholy rumblings in the ol' captain's quarters.
I played hockey for the first time in 4 years. Still got a bit of the game in me, but my entire left leg, ass downwards, is killing me.
I porked 4 times at about an hour each session in a period of 18 hours so I can't really sit or anything without pain and my junk feels swollen. Also my legs/ass hurt from a combination of porking and raking/bagging leaves.
I bet your vagina looks like beef jerky after all that.
Sick thread, eh?
It's definitely a keeper.
and who were you porking?
Sounds like a well endowed landscaper who's addicted to Viagra.
who i'm porking is my business!
today i have a sore throat and clogged up respiratory system because i've been smoking cigarettes again. fucking gross
So I got drunk drunk as hell on friday and smoked some weed yesterday because I was still drunk. Then I fell of the stairs and fucked my left ankle. It still hurts and I can’t even walk properly. Boo.
I've never heard of a chick calling it her "junk". You learn something new every day.
I have been suffering from a serious lack of sleep and spring's here so hayfever is shitting me off every morning I wake up. -_-
allergies have been kicking my ass this weekend. ugh
I got drunk as fuck Friday night and fell down a few stairs as well. I was pretty much a zombie yesterday.
I'm pysically and mentally ill fulltime!. It's my life.
well maybe if you spent less time fucking squirters you'd get more sleep.
Sore as fuck in multiple places due to a bar fight I was involved in last night. At least my face isn't too fucked up.
I'm 5'6" and when wasted I don't care who the fuck you are. I'll take on 3people at once. I've been kicked out of a few bars. Can't recall why.