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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Onder, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    What hurts you bitch? I have a cold. I cough. I have a runny nose.

    Discuss.
     
  2. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    I have a stomach bug... so let's just say I'm having some unholy rumblings in the ol' captain's quarters.
     
  3. Chanakya

    Chanakya Orphaned Brother

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    I played hockey for the first time in 4 years. Still got a bit of the game in me, but my entire left leg, ass downwards, is killing me.
     
  4. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    I porked 4 times at about an hour each session in a period of 18 hours so I can't really sit or anything without pain and my junk feels swollen. Also my legs/ass hurt from a combination of porking and raking/bagging leaves.
     
  5. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    I bet your vagina looks like beef jerky after all that.
     
  6. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Sick thread, eh?
     
  7. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    It's definitely a keeper.
     
  8. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    :err:

    and who were you porking?
     
  9. Saparmurat_Niyazov

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    Sounds like a well endowed landscaper who's addicted to Viagra.
     
  10. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    who i'm porking is my business!

    today i have a sore throat and clogged up respiratory system because i've been smoking cigarettes again. fucking gross
     
  11. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    So I got drunk drunk as hell on friday and smoked some weed yesterday because I was still drunk. Then I fell of the stairs and fucked my left ankle. It still hurts and I can’t even walk properly. Boo.
     
  12. Draehl

    Draehl Lurker

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    I've never heard of a chick calling it her "junk". You learn something new every day.
     
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    Episteme Member

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    I have been suffering from a serious lack of sleep and spring's here so hayfever is shitting me off every morning I wake up. -_-
     
  14. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    allergies have been kicking my ass this weekend. ugh
     
  15. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    I got drunk as fuck Friday night and fell down a few stairs as well. I was pretty much a zombie yesterday.
     
  16. CF87

    CF87 Active Member

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    I'm pysically and mentally ill fulltime!. It's my life.
     
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  17. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    well maybe if you spent less time fucking squirters you'd get more sleep.
     
  18. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Sore as fuck in multiple places due to a bar fight I was involved in last night. At least my face isn't too fucked up.
     
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    I'm 5'6" and when wasted I don't care who the fuck you are. I'll take on 3people at once. I've been kicked out of a few bars. Can't recall why.
     

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