I'm such a fag-groupy wanna-be. I've been to every Maidens show out here. Sat in Binghamton, Sun in Syracuse, Wed in NYC, Thur in Ithaca, and it looks as though I'll be there at Nikstock/Rainstock this Saturday. When I have a little more time I'll prepare a synopsis. I'll even go into the details of Breakfast with Alex Skolnick. Do female bands have groupies? I gotta laugh at how much harder man groupies gotta work at it. It's like a bad cable comedy skit. Male band: "You can go on the bus and blow me, honey." Female band: "You're pretty hot, dude. Come on the bus and I'll let you eat me." The whole difference between men and women can be summed in the improbability of the second example. I think that if women would just request a casual eating once in a while, then world peace would follow. Set an example for all other women to follow, Maidens!!!!! Be eaten by unnamed strangers, and tell your stories to all your chick buddies. "Yeah, that man-groupie eats like a pig at a trough. He swallowed and everything! SUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I can get him and his little brother to do a three way!!!!!! Come on you ditch-licking boy-toy, don't waste any." Ah, if only all things were analogus.