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Emo is...

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Planetary Eulogy, Apr 26, 2006.

  1. Planetary Eulogy

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    Someone heard me bitching about emo kids, and they asked me to define "emo." So I made a little list...

    Emo is...

    1.) ...just like steroids; your balls shrink and you soon become unfit for human companionship. Of course, instead of getting ripped, you just get a really gay haircut.

    2.) ...the social, artistic and intellectual equivalent of prostitution, only without the part where you get laid.

    3.) ...what happens when stupidity and sexual frustration collide, but you're still too big a pussy to just go rape some bitch.

    4.) ...the stench of pube sweat mixed with the unmistakable odor of Hot Topic.

    5.) ...what happens when hippies think you're pretentious and goths think you're a total fag.

    6.) ...a musical form distinguishable from every other modern rock travesty only by a lack of masculinity so severe that it makes Radiohead look like Motorhead.

    7.) ...just like Indie, only for kids who lack the motivation and the wheels to drive over to the dingy little record store that creepy old guy owns.

    8.) ...the diabolical invention of a balding gay A&R rep who couldn't find any other way to score a BJ.

    9.) ...rather like a Guidance Counselor's day set to music.

    10.) ...basically for people who think "This is what being an adult feels like" when they're busy not impressing chicks at Starbucks.
     
  2. Mr_Haze

    Mr_Haze .....................

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  3. MasterOLightning

    MasterOLightning Optimator

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    Not bad, I got a laugh out of 5 and 8.
     
  4. Ian747

    Ian747 Member

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    I liked number 9 and 2 :lol:
     
  5. Scourge of Malice

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    haha most of those were pretty funny
     
  6. The_Isle

    The_Isle Member

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    wow man. that's so true man like. You totally gain e-cred++ in my eyes. heil hitler dawg.
     
  7. Carcassian

    Carcassian Utopian Blaster

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    PE in post of worth shocker.
     
  8. cookiecutter

    cookiecutter Proceed to Ultraslamming

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    As overdone as emo bashing is, I have to admit I laughed :)
     
  9. Necro Joe

    Necro Joe Answer the chicken

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    Got bored half way down, stick to bashing metal.
     
  10. metal paddy

    metal paddy call me paddy the mod

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    paddy says leave the EMO KIDS alone them ok I see a big gang of them today and tell them what good metal bands there were . They love paddys motor bikes and 2 of the girls give paddy a :oops: big kiss:oops: :kickass: :Smokin:
     
  11. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  12. KMADD

    KMADD The Ancient Metalhead

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    Emo is... horrifically gay.
     
  13. CAIRATH

    CAIRATH Astral Disaster

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    I think I will wait for Spectacular Views to show up and make this thread into a real emo whine fest.
     
  14. Wires & Waves

    Wires & Waves New Metal Member

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    im always here dude
     
  15. Killbot_Mk.2

    Killbot_Mk.2 Goat raping salaminizer

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    I'm with Paddy on this one. Just don't insult em and be really masculine so you get the chicks :kickass:
     
  16. Blinded By Blood

    Blinded By Blood E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES

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    :kickass: :kickass: :kickass: :kickass: :kickass:
     
  17. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    Emo is not what you all think. Fuck off.
     
  18. KMADD

    KMADD The Ancient Metalhead

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    Elaborate me then. Maybe Fughazi might be considered emo and that is
    tolerable but shit like Armor For Sheep, Evergreen Terrace, Aiden, and Atreyu you can fuckin' keep the hell with all that scenecore garbage i thought it was about the music and not how
    cool you look in thrift store shirts, Girlsjeans and combovers.
     
  19. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    bashing emo is almost as fun as bashing metalcore.
     
  20. Susperia

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    What a waste of time... Even to make fun of Emo kids. Oh and real men don't rape. Asshole. Only men who are either mentally challenged or have serious inferiority issues rape.
     

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