Seriously, it could be the middle of the night. I'll wake up to drink a little water and bam! Pow! Zap! Kapow! Sploosh! Ooooff! Zok! Sploosh! Cr-r-a-a-c-k! That's right, even water makes me fart. I wasn't always like this and it seems to be getting worst with age. Anyone else suffer from this?