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Everything makes me fart

Discussion in 'Bar' started by SocialNumb, Mar 29, 2013.

  1. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    :D Seriously, it could be the middle of the night. I'll wake up to drink a little water and bam! Pow! Zap! Kapow! Sploosh! Ooooff! Zok! Sploosh! Cr-r-a-a-c-k!

    That's right, even water makes me fart. I wasn't always like this and it seems to be getting worst with age. :bah:

    Anyone else suffer from this?
     
  2. ~BURNY~

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    I fart quite a bit. I consider it a gift of nature.:devil: It's always nice to be able to fart on people on command.
     
  3. FIXXXER

    FIXXXER ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    i fart a lot
     
  4. drew_drummer

    drew_drummer Dancefap

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    Probably bowel cancer. Oh wells.
     
  5. ~BURNY~

    ~BURNY~ Member

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  6. The Unavoidable

    The Unavoidable jättebög

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    Could be signs of a healthy diet. Complex carbs etc takes longer to digest, which leads to more gas build up in the colon.
     
  7. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    :lol:

    You bastard! ;)

    ^ I am a health nut. I should check into that.


    The good thing about my fart issues is they (almost) never smell. That would really suck.
     
  8. vespiz

    vespiz Mixing!

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    Having an irritated bowel disease (Cholitis Ulcerosa in my case), I can really appreciate a good fart after a moments discomfort. At least I know it wasn't anything solid(ish) - this time.

    Going strong since '99! \o/
     
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    I can't remember the last time I farted believe it or not. I just don't fart. I mean I eat pretty well and exercise alot, but I just don't fart. I tell everyone that I fart once a year and that when I do, I have to drive to the most remote, mountainous region of the world so no one knows it.
     
  10. meanmrmustad

    meanmrmustad Supreme Member

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    Im farting as i type...
     
  11. jangoux

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    I fart a lot, all the time, at will. At times, it is awkward when I have clients because I can't go out of the room every 5 minutes. So once in a while it escapes with people nearby...I think this is some kind of genetic thing because my father also farts a lot and both my daughters too lol
     
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    ^this!

    I have to regularly attend meetings for work (office job) and anything that goes for over an hour I know I'm gonna need to head straight for the bathroom aftewards to deflate like a balloon.
     
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    I fart a lot and they usually smell pretty rotten. Most likely because BEER and I don't exactly eat what normal people would consider "healthy".....
     

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