This sounds weird, but it's easier to keep you off facebook if you're on it, as I suggested initially. Like, if there's an official page that says "HI, I'M DAN SWANO, AND I DON'T USE FB BUT THIS IS THE REAL ME. DONT' FRIEND OTHER ACCOUNTS, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ME," with your relevant contact info, it would prevent frauds from popping up. That's why I said you should let someone set up a FB account for you. It would collect dust and you would not have to deal with it. Think of it as a scarecrow for impostors.