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Discussion in 'RC' started by circus_brimstone, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Erik

    Erik New Metal Member

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    black winter day hey don't you like death in june? get yo ass over to my funnythread it's funny
     
  2. Erik

    Erik New Metal Member

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    even better but you know sometimes that just doesn't work out
     
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    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Yes sir.
     
  4. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    With just a little bit of work, you can snag virtually any chick away from her current BF.
     
  5. lizard

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    I like having female friends but yes, it does become difficult when you <3 after them but they're already involved in a good relationship.

    I never lusted after my ex cubemate the lipstick lesbian tho. She was kinda cute and well upholstered but was really capable of ball busting and I just can't dig that.
     
  6. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    I don't get what you mean...?
     
  7. lizard

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    she had a real problem with her temper and would go volcanic for real or perceived slights and disses...life is too short to spend it constantly fending off fiery salvos of bitch hate.
     
  8. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    You must teach me.
     
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    oh poonani master :)
     
  10. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    Ohhh, gotcha. Totally agree. Angry women just ain't worth the time.
     
  11. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    Quite simple, really.

    Learn as much as possible about the BF, and more importantly, what SHE DOESN'T LIKE ABOUT HIM.

    Then make goldarned sure to do EVERYTHING that he doesn't do, and she wishes he did.

    Takes time, but it's near foolproof. Won't get you a girlfriend - and really, who wants one that can be conned into cheating - but it can often get you laid.

    markgugsAThotmail.com <-- my PayPal addy for the advice :tickled:
     
  12. lizard

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    oh, and talk about cold blooded and two faced...she'd be all nice and flirty with you and then run to management and trash talk. She enjoyed being a woman and flaunting it with the guys, but come COB it was home to Martha or whatever.
     
  13. Crimson Velvet

    Crimson Velvet Sønn av Syperi

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    The problem with snagging chicks from their boyfriends is that you can never truly trust them. If they've done it once, they can do it again.

    Then again, you guys are probably just thinking about sex, so it doesn't matter.

    Darnit. gugs beat me to it!
     
  14. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Man, but I'm afraid that if we start talking about her current BF too much, I WILL become the LJBF guy that the chick just wants to bitch to about her BF.
     
  15. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    In that case, move on to plan B

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  16. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    @Liz - What does Children of Bodom have to do with all this??!?

    @Wang Steak - LJBF... live journal bottom feeder?
     
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    gugs is kinda right. lots of guys do everything to land a chick, and then get all complacent when they get her. those are the women who can be wooed.

    legal disclaimer: never done this myself, ya know. but man have I seen it alot.
     
  18. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    OK. Thanks Markgugs. Finally a foolproof plan!

    CA: Let's Just Be Friends
     
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    :lol:
    couldn't do the paragraph without a gratuitous Alexei Laiho ejaculation comment.
     
  20. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    ahhh. Avoid that one at all cost. If you have to. Whip your dick out in front of her and tell her to suck it so she'll hate you rather than end up as the pisspot for all her BF woes. I always end up there. It blows.

    That said. Any chick you can steal from her boyfriend probably isn't worth the investment. There are easier ways to get laid.
     

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