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Discussion in 'RC' started by circus_brimstone, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    How DARE you assume this about me?!?!


    Actually, you know, sometimes I don't think a steady GF would be that bad at this point in my life.
     
  2. lizard

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    there is also...the fleshlight! no messy emotional entanglements, just use, rinse, and stow.
     
  3. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    flunitrazepam
     
  4. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    WTF is a fleshlight?
     
  5. lizard

    lizard Member

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    I know, you're all of twenty grizzled years old?? :tickled:
     
  6. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    seriously. If you wanna just get laid. Take the easier route. If you want a GF, well.. she ain't the one. She's a slut if she's that easy to steal.
     
  7. lizard

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    our sysadmin told me about this thing, and a few weeks ago someone posted a pic of one here!
    it's like an artificial vagina, shaped like a large flashlight :)
     
  8. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    weird.

    Pass on that.

    @Schlong Sirloin - A steady GF is fine as long as you can actually find somebody who interests you a bit. Steady GFs you have nothing in common with suck.
     
  9. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Lizard: I'm not looking to get married anytime soon, d00d! I just want some pussy I don't have to work for and a chick companion to frolic with me in the fields.

    CA: I don't think she's a slut. And I don't really think I can steal her at this point. :)
     
  10. lizard

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    do a google image search for "fleshlight" ~ it's out there
     
  11. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    mouth:
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    vag:
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    and of course, teh ASS:
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    then play it cool and try and wait till she breaks up with him while looking for some action on the side.
     
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    haha I know, it's just that "at this stage of my life it's time to settle down and begin thinking about life insurance..."
     
  14. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Yep. Been there. It's pretty miserable.
     
  15. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    yeah. if it's anything more than drunken/stoned sex, gotta share some interests.
     
  16. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Maybe it's time I wrote my will...

    Sometimes I just need a companion that's not one of my guy friends or one of my girl friends that's dating someone else or just a chick looking for dick (sirloin).
     
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    haha I didn't know about the ass and mouth, those must be interchangeable attachments:tickled:
     
  18. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    the best part when you google "fleshlight" is that this pic comes up on page 1

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    Yeah. I was in that boat too.
     
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    Erik New Metal Member

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    funny thing is, the actual fleshlight probably is less artificial than she is
     

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