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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by The Ozzman, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. Valerie

    Valerie ¯\(ツ)/¯

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    Start by taking some money and going to a hardware store. Buy a sledge hammer, an exacto knife, and one of those vices that you put on tables. Go to work, put the vice on your desk, take your pants off, put your penis in it, and make sure the vice is really tight. Take the sledge hammer and slam it down on your penis as hard as you can. Then take out the exacto knife and cut off your penis, and cut it in half. Take one half and put it up your butt, then take the other half and put it in an envelope and send it to her desk with a note that says: "I'm way more gay than you think I am."

    Yeah, that'll show her.
     
  2. Rabid Headbanger

    Rabid Headbanger New Metal Member

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    She has more money than you? How is that BAD?
     
  3. False Joe

    False Joe Who cares.

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    Fuck dude.

    Just live on her settee buying stuff with her money.

    There's fuck all wrong with being a toyboy.
     
  4. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Uh. ok. :Smug:


    I seriously don't get why everyone seems to think I'm the antagonist in this situation with my coworker. The antagonist is HER. And all the stuff both her and I do is meant in fun. I'm not an asshole.
     
  5. The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid Afterimage

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    She can buy her own fucking diamond bracelet for her birthday.
     
  6. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    Dude, I can't believe this is even an issue for you. That attitude is screwed up on so many levels.
     
  7. ThisIsACoolName

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    Hey, would anyone else consider dating a woman who can read better than them? I can read but I'm no book master or nothing.
     
  8. rms

    rms Active Member

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    Is this a joke?
     
  9. cookiecutter

    cookiecutter Proceed to Ultraslamming

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    Would anyone date a girl who has a bigger penis than them? I have a pretty big penis but I'm no 6-8 black dude
     
  10. rfe

    rfe The Holocaust Incarnate

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    Would anyone date a girl with a bigger nose than them? I have a pretty big nose but i'm no Jew.
     
  11. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    I pity Life Sucks right now.
     
  12. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Would you date a girl who can bench more than you?
    Would you date a girl who knows more about sports than you?
    Would you date a girl who is taller than you?
    Would you date a girl who can drink more than you?
    Would you date a girl who listens to more extreme metal than you?
    Would you date a girl who has a deeper voice than you?
    Would you date a girl who is smarter than you?
    Would you date a girl who is more talented than you?
    Would you date a girl who is older than you?
    Would you date a girl who eats more than you?
    Would you date a girl who weights more than you?
    Would you date a girl who has shorter hair than you?
    Would you date a girl who is more athletic than you?
    Would you date a girl who is cooler than you?

    hahahaha

    As for the bitch at work, I know I'm being childish, but so is she. She started our little war, and failed to realize me not calling a few years back had anything to do with her and should have in no way been insulting.
     
  13. BlackMetalWhiteGuy

    BlackMetalWhiteGuy Manly Man!

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    As a psychology major, I'm pretty much screwed unless my girlfriend has more money than me.

    Also, LifeSucks, if you really want to fuck with her, next time you see her on the elevator, don't pussy out and take the stairs, get right in there with her like a real man and start talking to her. If she really doesn't like you, nothing will make her more uncomfortable than this.

    EDIT: Nothing legal will make her more uncomfortable than that.
     
  14. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Or it may really piss her off. I can tell that she hates me, and perhaps I can understand why, though I really meant no ill will towards her with my never calling.
     
  15. Vilden

    Vilden From the holy kingdom of Harmonia

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    Those are probably retorical questions but I'm bored so I'll answer them anyway.
    Yes, I think every girl I've ever dated bench more then me, at least they've all beat me in arm wrestling.
    I don't know shit about sports so who cares?
    depends, not ultratall but a few cm, sure. I'm not ultratall either so it all works out.
    Most girls can, so I don't really have a choice.
    Why not? Then I have something to discuss with her.
    Dunno, if she sounds like a guy then probably not.
    That would be impossible so ofcourse not.
    Well she is probably more talented at something so yes ofcourse?
    Yes, that would rule.
    Most girls do, so again no choice really. :)
    Most girls do, so again, no choice really. :)
    Yes, short hair on girls (not ubershort) is hot and I have pretty long hair.
    Most girls are so I wouldn't care.
    Never heard of anybody who is cooler then me but if I meet someone she would probably be pretty cool so that would rule.
     
  16. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Wow. I can't believe you answered all those questions. I was just making fun of how people were making fun of me.
     
  17. Vilden

    Vilden From the holy kingdom of Harmonia

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    Yes I know. I was bored. :)
     
  18. False Joe

    False Joe Who cares.

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    And correct.
     
  19. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Don't take this as a flame or insult, but you must be a pretty small guy if, as you say, most girls are bigger, stronger, more athletic, and able to drink more. I can't imagine dating a woman taller, heavier, or stronger than me, since then she would either be fat or a complete manbeast.
     
  20. Vilden

    Vilden From the holy kingdom of Harmonia

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    Heh, well I weight ~50kg and am 176cm, that's large underweight. Not lots of room for muscles then. :p
     

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