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Genital Metaphors!

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Morganna, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    this would be my IRL response to each one of these posts.

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  2. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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  3. azal

    azal love is the answer

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  4. Morganna

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    I thought of one I forgot about! A womb stick!
     
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    Lordlucid Warning: Contains Alcohol

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    Macharius Thank you for noticing.

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  7. dreaming neon darkspot

    dreaming neon darkspot natures' retard

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    that one is just icky.
     
  8. Morganna

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    Hhahahha, I knew the old womb broom would go over big. :lol:

    Dip stick? reaching eh.

    You know, I know it's a fruit, but kumquat should be a dirty word!
     
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    None of these are gross you just have a weak stomach :loco:
     
  11. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    Lunar Still Doodle drawrer

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    Söy Manfred von Richthofen

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    Baseball Bat (to go with the Baseball Field metaphor for physical activities)

    Asshole:
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  14. Morganna

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    :lol: ^ Chocolate starfish is a classic!

    How about, tossing the salad!
     
  15. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    You offering?
     
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    lol! nope! That's your job! :D

    Trouser snake!
     
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    THE ETERNAL SHAFT OF MALICE!

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    Ewe for some reason that one really grosses me out haha
     
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    Psychonaut God Of Emptiness

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    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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