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Greatest night of my life

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by King Richard, Mar 16, 2008.

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  1. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    Or at least in my top five. Story:

    So I went to Broad Ripple, which is like a strip of clubs, bars, sports bars, and alot of other entertainment stuff in Indy last night. And my friend had someone waiting on him in this club called Landsharks. So we go in there and it's packed as fuck. You can hardly walk anywhere and all these guys dicks are rubbing up against you as they walk by. Anyways, so me and my friends (two guys, a few females) start to go dancing and I notice this extremely stacked black guy up on this stoop dancing, and you know doing club shit. I'm half shitfaced at the time so I kind of do a double take and sure as shit, it was Robert Mathis of the Indianapolis Colts. I couldn't fucking believe it! The guy is fucking HUGE in person.

    So I tell me friends, "Holy fuck that's Robert Mathis of the Colts!!!!!"

    They say, "No way....wait he does kinda look like him."

    I say, "No that is him! I'll bet you $100."

    So I said fuck it. I walked up to him and asked, "Dude don't mean to bother you but what's your name?"

    He says, "Robert."

    So I just stood there for a second and asked, "Robert Mathis?"

    He says, "Yeah..."

    Of course then I turned into a fanboy and said, "OMFG dude I love you man! You're a fucking beast! You and the Colts are going to kick so much ass next year it's not even funny man. Good luck, we're all rooting for you!"

    He then laughs and says, "Thanks alot homie, we all appreciate you too."

    So then he shakes my hand with his massive fucking bearclaw for a hand and I walk back over to my friends and tell them it's really him. By this time I'm fucking freaking out, I was probably the biggest Colts fan out my group of friends which I'm sure you all know. About a half hour later, I'm out dancing again, and I happen to glance up and Robert and I kind of make eye contact. He waves me over to him again. This time I get a bit nervous, I don't know what is going on.

    I'm telling my friends, "Dude he's fucking waving me over there!"

    They tell me, "Go! Go over there!"

    So I walked up to him and said, "Sup?"

    He says, "Hey man take a shot with me!"

    I stood for for a good 30 seconds and said, "Are you fucking serious?"

    He was like, "Yeah man unless you don't want to."

    I said, "POUR ME ONE BARKEEP LETS FUCKING DO THIS!"

    He started laughing so hard and ordered us two double-shots of vodka. He says, "You want a chaser?"

    I said, "Hell no chasers are for pussies!"

    He replies with, "hahaha I like you man."

    So we take the shot and I say thanks, I shook his hand again, and then do my thing in the club. A hour or so later, all my friends decide to leave and as I'm walking out, I walk by him and kind of wave at him and yell, "Thanks for the shot! Sack Tom Brady!"

    He yells, "Already did twice and plan on doing it some more!!!"

    Then I yelled out, "GO COLTS! WOOOOO!"

    And that's it.



    edit: I made it easier to read due to cookiecutter having a swarm of bees in his vagina.
     
  2. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Wow, think I barely escaped catching the Gay from that. It was so strong it hurt my eyes but my masculine hetero powers resisted.
     
  3. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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    I have absolutely no idea what the Colts is.
     
  4. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    I'm guessing a team of male underwear models
     
  5. ~Derek~

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    The Colts are a football team. And that was fun to read. Though I initially thought King Richard had fucked a pornstar or had a threesome before I read this thread. :p
     
  6. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    Get the fuck out of my thread then you cockmonglers. Why the hell do the idiots come out of the woodwork whenever I post something?
     
  7. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    :lol: That would definitely make my top five. :cool:
     
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    General Zaroff Registered Lunatic

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    Robert Mathis is only 6' 2" 245 now just imagine another DE like Mario Williams at 6' 6" 295 :D

    That's awesome you got to meet him.
     
  9. Vitor

    Vitor Unconventional [Listener]

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    t l;d r.
     
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    I met Magnus Wernblom at Framnäsbaren once.
     
  11. Valerie

    Valerie ¯\(ツ)/¯

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    Was that night... sleeptasticles?
     
  12. Lord Kur

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    well that was an embarrassing read. i mean, i've met a bunch of pro football players before but i just acted like a normal person not some drooling dork.
     
  13. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Drunkard is a football nerd ahaha
     
  14. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    nice!
    but he's only 6'2 245 :p
     
  15. Rabid Headbanger

    Rabid Headbanger New Metal Member

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    Was there sleeptasticles?
     
  16. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    This should have gone in the 'Nerdiest thing you've ever done' thread
     
  17. Rob "Klister"

    Rob "Klister" Member

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    "and all these guys dicks are rubbing up against you as they walk by"

    stories like these go in my top five as well
     
  18. ~Derek~

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    He may be 6 2 245 but that doesn't make him any less of a monster in appearance. :p
     
  19. The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid Afterimage

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    Fucking cool story man. Congrats!
     
  20. ThisIsACoolName

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    Yeah, that's pretty cool.

    One time I was at a Yankees game and I saw the guy who played Brucey in the remake of The Longest Yard. So, yeah. He was sitting in the bleachers, which I though was a little funny.
     
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