How about this one then :- "Wishing you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of joy, 365 days of success, 8765.81277 hours of good health, 525948.766 minutes of good luck and 3156926 seconds of love. Happy New Year!" The worst thing is, someone has sat down with a calculator and worked that out...and worse still, I have almost (not quite, just almost!) been tempted to get my own calculator out and check if those figures are correct!!