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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Captain Beard, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    [DUMBLEDORE IS ALIVE

    DEAD PEOPLE:

    * Burbage dies on pg. 12
    * Hedwig dies on pg. 56
    * Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
    * Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
    * Wormtail dies on pg. 471
    * Dobby dies on pg. 476
    * Snape dies on pg. 658
    * Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
    * Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704
    * Comes back to life on pg. 724
    * Nagini gets beheaded by Neville Longbottom on page 733.
    * Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743


    19 years after the events in the book:

    * Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
    * Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
    * Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius


    The FINAL LINE OF THE BOOK is:

    * "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

    It's all real kids, the book has been leaked all over the place, as well as me double checking personally.



    Don't you dare delete this Will. :p In fact, sticky this mother fucker.]
     
  2. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Take that, shitty fantasy!
     
  3. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    hahahaha best thread in the last year
     
  4. Malergion

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    I'd rather read Brian Jacques.

    Susan Cooper's "The Dark Is Rising" makes Harry Potter look like a joke.
     
  5. Captain Beard

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    Update: previewing blocked. Take that.
     
  6. Ambivalent

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    Time for me to make a t-shirt and take a trip to Barnes and Noble.
     
  7. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    [​IMG]

    Heh. Wow. LAME.
     
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    Will. I want to hear your song after you are done :p
     
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    Anvil Brain Bubbled

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    Hahaha, that's awesome. I was wondering when that'd happen.
     
  12. Malergion

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    Pork, I say. PORK!
     
  13. mReEtTaIlRsEkD

    mReEtTaIlRsEkD New Metal Member

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  14. Malergion

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    Good.
     
  15. Lies and Perfidy

    Lies and Perfidy Gentleman of the Road

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    LITERATERRORIST ATTACK

    HELLA E-THUGGIN YO
     
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    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    I made one mention of a death to my sister and she slapped me...

    This will lead people to suicide, haha.
     
  18. Malergion

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    Maybe I ought to use Cafepress to make a "Harry Potter Death List" shirt.
     
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    DUDE, make a few and ship one to me. I'll pay!
     
  20. Lies and Perfidy

    Lies and Perfidy Gentleman of the Road

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    I have to say I'm somewhat disappointed by the happy ending, but it's not exactly surprising considering what the series is. Still, Harry Potter has done an excellent thing in getting hundreds of thousands of kids who'd otherwise be watching TV to read, and opened the market for speculative fiction.
     

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