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Discussion in 'RC' started by Reign in Acai, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    There ya go. Through our collaborative effort, I think we have arrived at a solution.
     
  2. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    Real world advice is to forget the bitch exists. In every way possible. Don't just burn the bridges, blow them up and fill in the ground with concrete. I realize the wife won't be able to let go so easy, but the less she exists in perception, the less real she will be in memory and influence
     
  3. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    im afraid i have to vote 'let it go' again too
    wife and mis dont know each other, correct? mis doesnt really owe your wife anything, how do you betray a stranger? by your logic her husband should confront you as well then. do you feel responsible for HER side of the affair? you shouldnt, and she isnt responsible for YOUR side. you are both grownups that made your own choices, with your own consequences. if your mis was single would you still be mad that her life wasnt similarly ruined?


    but to actually answer your question: knock on their door, when hubby answers exclaim, "I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!" then punch him right in the face/gut, whichever feels right at the time.
     
  4. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  5. lurch70

    lurch70 Active Member

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    You should print out Lees and Neals advice and take it to your marriage counselor and demand a refund.
     
  6. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    Formerly Necromunchkin is quite right, you need to pretend this cuntface doesnt exist. in fact, shes dead. she died. her and hubby were driving along on their way to their dream vacation when she lost control and drove off a fuckin cliff and their car crumbled to the ground in a fiery explosion and their lifeless bodies were ejected from the car and later molested by those sick twisted hillbillies that live in the TN mountains or whatever.

    ding dong the witch is dead! move forward!
     
  7. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    Don't worry. She cheated once with no repercussions. She thinks she can get away with it. It will happen again--especially in a new city. She will get caught, and her life will be more ruined than yours. Guaranteed.

    Hopefully you'll be in a situation where you'll be privy to this information.

    Isn't this the Christian bitch who said "God will forgive me" or some such shit?
     
  8. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    The only other solution which comes to mind is I could fly out, seduce her, get it on camera, make a website showing our torrid encounter and then fly back and send the husband the link.
     
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    i'd get a fundraiser going for that ...
     
  10. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    I'll pay for it!
     
  11. lurch70

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    so one last thing and I am out of this "decision" ...
    did you guys have some pact that if one gets caught the other one goes down with the ship as well?
     
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    hmm ... so did you guys stop seeing eachother because you got caught? or did you stop prior?
     
  13. swizzlenuts

    swizzlenuts i'm sciencing as fast as i can

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    was it good sex?
     
  14. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    He's still thinking about her. What do you think?
     
  15. Dick Sirloin

    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    I can't even tell when you're being serious anymore.
     
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    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    so i consulted with a good friend of mine on the issue at hand ... the guy has questionable morals when it comes to broads and he is married himself.
    he said that considering that all things were equal between the two of you entering this fling ... IF the chick was not a direct cause of your wife finding out she is technically off the hook.

    he reasoned this with a story involving hassidic djews in Vegas with pool bunnies and later their wives finding out ... but that's a story for happier times.
     
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    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    Get that ticket, I shall plow the fields and salt them with humiliation and degradation, then hold up the exposed pain for the world to laugh at.
     
  19. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    I got $20 to add to this.
    Make that $50.

    I'm in agreement with ceasing any and all contact with the former cunt. Your wife and you are dealing with it, that's all that really matters.
     
  20. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    Maybe we can do my "destroy a bitch's life" trip but I'll fly out to San Diego and we can do our brew tour to finish
     

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