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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Xorv, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. challenge_everything

    challenge_everything Active Member

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    I have an x-ray record the size of War and Peace from playing football (Australian rules). Broken arm, hand, a couple of fingers, fractured eye socket (that was bad), dislocations, etc

    And I literally almost died from alcohol poisoning - does that count?
     
  2. panzerfaust666

    panzerfaust666 German Asshole

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    how alcohol you drink?
     
  3. black blood

    black blood A Corpse Without Soul

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    My worst injury is probably when I got hit by a huge branch, which broke my nose and my jaw. Most gruesome injury was when as a kid I fell on a half broken bottle, it went through the palm of my hand and out the back. I remember the stiching at the doctors was far more painfull.
     
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    sevag00 Order to Chaos

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    Of course they did, but they didn't give a damn. My friends weren't there, so they could fight with me, they were all partying, dancing.
     
  5. BlackMetalWhiteGuy

    BlackMetalWhiteGuy Manly Man!

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    I hope it was worth going to hell in your place :p
     
  6. challenge_everything

    challenge_everything Active Member

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    Alcohol in mouth go

    Are you drunk now?


    :loco: my mates think from rough calculation that it was the equivalent of about 36 shots in about 5 hours
    except the worst part was that most of what I was drinking was 72% alcohol
    and then I passed out outside on a really cold night wearing t-shirt and shorts
    and everything that happened after is too goddamn horrible to even talk about
     
  7. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    First accident I ever had happened within the first year of my life; I was climbing on my grandparents couch when I fell down the back side of it. This wouldn't have been so bad on its own, but the gigantic staples sticking out of the unprotected wooden frame cut me straight down the front side of my body. I still have three massive long scars across my chest.

    I also got the wire of a screen door stuck in my finger, which as funny because it went in straight through the tip of either my middle, ring, or thumb digits. I did the same thing with a knife when I was trying to open some creepy crawler liquid bottle to make toxic gummy-looking toys with :lol:

    The first time I stepped on a nail I was playing in what was basically a garbage dump of sorts. I was climbing up some scaffolding/piles of 2x4's and had jumped down off of a four foot drop onto a 2x4 that was covering a 7 inch nail underneath it - it went straight into my foot - I had to pull my foot out myself, afterwards I ran flailing my arms and shit to the asshole that was watching me at the time.

    The second nail I stepped on on accident (and at a much later date, like 6 years later (maybe more), it went into my foot at a 25º angle and was at least 10 years old. The first thing that went through my mind was "seriously, again? The first time was enough" - I pulled it out and just walked back into the house to go treat it. Funny thing was that I was totally calm and pretty unperturbed by the entire incident.
     
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    Fell either side of a metal pole when I was little and split my cunt open.
    Sitting in a tub of saltwater wins.

    Sawed through my hand in Resistant Materials when I was 11. It was great because I could feel myself collapsing but I wanted to get to the other side of the classroom to show my best friend since she would have found it as funny as I did. So I kind of just sank into the floor while walking. ;/

    Oh and it wasn't painful but.. once when my parents were putting new carpet down, I stepped on one of those strips of little nails without realising and got bloody footprints all over the house. They weren't too pleased.
     
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    sevag00 Order to Chaos

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    Fuck them!!
     
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    *wince*
    oooh...*wince*

    although I wondered what happened when a girl sacked herself...
     
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    Well now you know. ;>
    Truly the most physically painful thing I've felt.
     
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    I went off a jump on my bike once. Somehow I wound up under the thing in midair. That was painful. No real injury, though...

    Also, once I rode it off a ledge. I managed to stay off, but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to have children.
     
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    This thread makes me wince. I've never really hurt myself other than slicing my hands open a few times. I feel i'm kinda letting you guys down, but then, i'm glad.
     
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    You've greatly disappointed us. You are a failure for not having hurt yourself badly.
     
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    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    When I was four my mother closed the door on my foot and there's been a dent in the top of my foot ever since.

    I never broke a bone in my body.
     
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    Thoth-Amon Hypochondriac

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    i almost blew up my house once
     
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    That would have been an unfortunate occurrance
     
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    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    Oh yeah, when I was like 9 I was at my grandmother's beach house on Lake Erie, playing on the beach. This beach had a ton of slate rocks, which I used to pick up and smash to pieces (I pretended they were huge space-ships crashing on a desert planet). Well one day, somehow my ring finger came between the heavy slate rock I was smashing and the abandoned cinderblock I was smashing it upon. My entire fingernail came almost clear off my finger and was just dangling there. I went to the hospital where I got the most painful shot of my life (straight into the tip of my finger) and had the whole nail removed and bandaged by a doctor who looked exactly like Mr. Bean.
     
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    I also had an unsuccessful spinal tap. They kept trying for like an hour

    Fuckin army doctors
     
  20. Hatebreeder

    Hatebreeder Pizzicato Heartstrings

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    When I was three, I got my head split open by a metal horse-swing. Took seven or so staples to shut the wound.
     

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