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How to start your own "True Metal" band....

Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by Corrupted, Oct 19, 2001.

  1. FatherVic

    FatherVic MasterMelon

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    fathervic (who is not Dani Filth :lol: )
     
  2. rahvin

    rahvin keeper of the flame

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    dear reader,

    i heed your cry for help and plan to proceed at setting the record straight as soon as dwarfishly possible. however, i seem to have misplaced my sword of metal_and_steel after that kinky accident with the dukess of buburien. hence my reluctance to deal harshly with anything meaner than a snail.
    i will contact all you swedish people individually as soon as i got back my weapons and kidnapped the daughter of a telephone company manager.

    rahvin. (don't get ethnic to me)
     
  3. U[Sic]M

    U[Sic]M Member

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    WTF?! You LIVE by that sword, man!!!

    You better not have misplaced your good ol´ geetar of doom and kick-ass, lest you will have to be demoted to non-metul person.
     
  4. rahvin

    rahvin keeper of the flame

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    right now i have a pair of blunt scissors of mayhem and a headache about my general persona. does it help?

    rahvin.
     
  5. U[Sic]M

    U[Sic]M Member

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    That will have to do for now. That is, until you have reclaimed what is rightfully yours (i.e. Sword of metal _and_ steel), using extreme metal force and cunning tactics.

    Now, go out and do some battle on the infidels, son!
     
  6. |ngenius

    |ngenius Little Grasshopper

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    @Rahvin: Can I help you? Surely there are tones of papers and administrative work to do, and I can manage it so well. In the meanwhile you can get harnessed and fight against those "I hate the glorious powah metal, specially italians and swedish headbangers" hordes. ;)


    |ngenius (The almighty and powerful robot)
     
  7. Dark_Jester

    Dark_Jester Unrepentant sentient

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    U[Sic]M, you went from grim and tr00 nordic frozen wastelands of Thull to yeeeeeeeehaw cow country texas...for shame...which infidels are we talking bout now? :p
     
  8. U[Sic]M

    U[Sic]M Member

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    Ingenius: This the one you´ been talkin´ ´bout, duder: http://planet.nana.co.il/edonkii/bm.txt ?

    Dark J.: Yeah, infidels=non-swedish people, or non-pro swedish people. Anyways, infidel=the one who posted this derogatory thread to begin with...I feel hurt because of it.
     
  9. Dark_Jester

    Dark_Jester Unrepentant sentient

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    (Silently hands over some kleenex and hot chocolate)
    There there dude...maybe when they see how hurt you are, the bad men will stop :(
     
  10. hyena

    hyena counterclockwise

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    i don't see why poor metal_and_steel had his sword taken away from him in the first place.

    h
     
  11. thunderstruck67

    thunderstruck67 Master of the Thunder

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    True should be changed to "power"
     
  12. rahvin

    rahvin keeper of the flame

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    metal should be changed to "ranger". :)

    rahvin.
     
  13. hyena

    hyena counterclockwise

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    "power" should be changed to "lone".

    "ranger" should be changed to "wolf".

    "lone" should be changed to "were".

    i don't know what to say next (in a general sense, but it applies here too).

    h
     

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