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I hate my job

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by ShadowsWithin, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. ShadowsWithin

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    My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

    Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
     
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    Oh I get it.
     
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    Yeah those guys and girls sounds like real fags, but did you ever stop to think how much respect (As a co-worker) these people give you, and here you are calling them out?
     
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    Haha I don't come in to work stoned all the time (GUESS WHAT I DON'T WORK AHAHA), I'm not ugly and I am a fucking philosopher. Suck the balls of sweet penance, my friend. Suck 'em clean...That's what you want, isn't it?
     
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    :lol: :lol: another one.

    Hey Shadows, you know neckerchiefs went out of style about 50 years ago, right?
     
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    His post is like a machine of mystery.

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    :lol: perfect
     
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    And why do you care so much after all?Im sure they can tell million things about you as well.Nobody is perfect.The fact that someone you barely know is constantly high or is a lesbian is not your thing.
    And the most important thing:why are u wasting your free time talking about them?:lol:
     
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    This may be the greatest thread of all time.
     

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