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If you could go back in time, who would you fuck?

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by WhiteBeastofWotan, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. WhiteBeastofWotan

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    Inspired by Will. If you could go back in time to fuck any person in history, who would it be?

    I decided the Virgin Mary, before Jesus was born.
     
  2. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    I repeat my Marilyn Monroe.
     
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    I'd fuck Joan of Arc...

    right in front of the whole french army...

    while everyone else still thought she was a man...
     
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    Wow, fucking the Virgin Mary would change the world so much, sounds like some plan from a sci-fi/fantasy story.

    Hmm... Audrey Hepburn, she was so unbelievably hot
     
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    Seriously, though:

    Bettie Page in her prime. Fuck yes.
     
  7. WhiteBeastofWotan

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    I'm thinking also the original female homo sapien, just so that I could claim to be the FATHER OF MANKIND.
     
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    evolution does not work that way. [picture of Morbo]
     
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    How do you know, were you there?
     
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    Yeah, except there wasn't just one, and you would hardly be able to tell exactly when the cutoff point was.

    Looks like you'll just have to go throught prehistoric Africa fucking as many monkey-women as possible.
     
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    shanky bruce lee lol

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    And that doesn't sound like an awesome time why?!
     
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    "Do you know how long it took me to teach this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it like a banana first?"
     
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    :lol: :lol: hahahahhahahahahahahahahah holy shiiiit
     
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    Actually, it sounds like...

    an EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!! :kickass:
     
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    Max's Excellent Prehistoric Adventure
    Out on DVD soon!
     
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    Mother Teresa, right after she died.
     
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    I'd say Cleopatra, but ancient people were pretty fucked up so I can't really trust that she was as beautiful as they say. She may have been hideous and likely smelled pretty bad too. So, I'll choose somebody that has at least been photographed. A young Bo Derek maybe.

    I don't get the Marilyn Monroe thing. She was certainly fine, but not amazing.
     

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