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Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by MegustaMucho, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    I'm being harsh today yes. Bad experience with Evangelical Christians yesterday.

    In the park, with my friends, listening to some Sodom, generally just chatting, socialising, enjoying ourselves.

    *Christian Youth workers walk over and make some typically snide facial expressions, probably due to the music*

    "Hey, if you guys want you can come over to the evangelical church and hang out there if you want"

    "Nah, we're alright thanks"

    "You sure, there's a pool table and things"

    "Nah, thanks for the offer, we'd rather stay out here"

    "Okay *they walk off*

    All seems well and good right? Until one of my friends standing near the gate of the park hears one of them say to the other "They'll burn in hell"

    "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
     
  2. SteveAwesome

    SteveAwesome Guilty of being SEXY

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    fuck evangelists. they dont even BEGIN to grasp the concept of Christianity. Real Christians work to make the world a better place by showing compassion and generosity, not preaching about going to hell.
     
  3. Black Core

    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    I'm suprised you didn't mention me yet

    +1 for my best friend :p

    just ignor swabs, he's not open to anyone else's thoughts but his own
     
  4. Virtuoosi

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    Theyre propably the ones which do it by word to word. When I was at this Confirmation thing, they didn't teach us in that serious way, if they would had, our lives would be a bit more complicated cos much things are forbidden/ or so. So, we have to adapt the bible to the world of nowadays. You sure they were Evangelical?

    EDIT: Made the post a bit better as it was a bit messy.
     
  5. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    Yes, there's a lot of churches in our town. We actually seem to meet Youth Workers from every Christian Denomonation just wandering around. They pretty much roam the streets at night :lol:


    We got Baptists once, at least they are actually nice people.
     
  6. Virtuoosi

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    Could of been the protestantic England's church which Henrik(???) made somewhere in the 1700-1800 or so if I remember any right... I think its not actually Evangelic one.
     
  7. MegustaMucho

    MegustaMucho rock n troll

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    I believe in the mighty lord Deron :worship:
     
  8. Igraine

    Igraine I swear!

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    Or Profanity?
     
  9. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    ^hah, havent seen him for quite some time o_O
    I would never do that :( Who would i make fun of then?
     
  10. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    If Cock_Bore was gone then we would need a replacement stalker/weirdo to fill his space :( But it wouldn't be the same.
     
  11. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    No:erk: At least he doesnt care much and doesnt leave the forum crying..
     
  12. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    Whos crying where? :s
     
  13. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    Black_core doesnt leave the forum crying, when we make fun of him. I think most of the no-lifers on the intårw3b5 would
     
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    Wouldn't sacrifice anyone and wouldn't sacrifice myself, if we all went to hell atleast we'd all burno together:kickass:
     
  15. the phenom

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    Yeah well ive heard that to me many times(stuff like swabs told)...since then ive had a generalised picture that christians are pretty much mean. Its so annoying ppl think im a damn satans worshipper when i wear COB shirt and some chainy pants :lol: It really pisses me off:)
     
  16. MegustaMucho

    MegustaMucho rock n troll

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    you guys put labels on people and put them all in the same bag
     
  17. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    Surely you would label the bag? :p

    Anyway, you need to stop being so condescending and judgemental.
     
  18. MegustaMucho

    MegustaMucho rock n troll

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    you know what i mean :Smug:
     
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    O well I have long hair and use black clothes time to time... And also I use some chains sometimes on my pants, but that doesn't make anyone a satanist. There was one at my confirmation group, thou the teachers there didnt tell him anything bout to stop being satanist or so, he didnt tell that stuff to the teachers... But he wore pants with spikes had long black hair etc. And he STILL did the confirmation. Hes a good dude though and I got him added on MSN. But yeah, he listens to black metal lot and admits being a satanist... But just that what I dont understand why did he join the christian church then? Haven't asked him bout this, just been thinking...
     
  20. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    Being a Satanist and being confirmed into a church makes no sense at all. It's practically a paradox. :s
     

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