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Discussion in 'LORD' started by Lord Tim, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. bsercombe

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    If only we could get this guy to be head of the UN. That would raise it's credibility about 5000%
     
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    You dun goofed. I back-traced it.
     
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    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    Gene, you are a douche, aren't you? :rolleyes:
     
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    So apparently Kanye West has replaced his teeth with diamonds. At least he SAYS it's not a grille and he has actually replaced his teeth. He commented "I guess it's just something Rock Stars are supposed to do."

    Got news for you mate...

    1. You aren't a rock star you're a Hip-Hop artist and you're pretty shithouse.
    2. I'm not surprised you had to replace your teeth given how far you inserted your foot in your mouth at the MTV awards. Did you manage to get all the shit off your toes?

     
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    Celestial-Todd The Incredible Bulk

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    Can't wait for the inevitable "Kanye West attacked by demented dentist" story
     
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    Si The Trickster's Bitch

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    He's definitely not a rock star, (and it annoys me the way people do that now, P!nk's a rockstar too apparently) but I don't mind his music, I think he's pretty good at the hippety hop, batshit crazy as he is. And replacing your teeth with diamonds is FUCKING AWESOME. Cohen the Barbarian did it first though.
     
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    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!
     
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    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    I don't believe for a second that he contemplated suicide.
     
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    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    who? what? where?
     
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    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    Mean Bitch and her name was...

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    :lol::lol::D every one loves a good poo joke
     
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    If Poo was all over your credit card I bet you wouldn't think it was funny...

    Personally, I hope the asshole spends a shitload of time in the can.
     
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    Hahaha, Julian Assange's Sex Crimes, for which Interpol is hunting him down the world over? He had consenting sex without a condom in Sweden. He actually did use a condom, but it broke. And then he screwed the girl's mate without a condom at all.

    Nooo, no witch hunt there ...
     
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    Man, I remember fondly the '85 mouse plague! Where has it come from? The abundance caused by rain you idiots. Migration my @$$
     
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    Si The Trickster's Bitch

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    The tough 30-something is on to something :rolleyes:. If I had to face tsunamis, earthquakes, or a cricket in my beer, I'd say cheers, Jiminy.
     
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    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    I have so many friends back home who are freaking out at the insects there right now - it's apparently really bad. (Obviously not giant wall of water and crumbling reactors bad but still sounds pretty sucky!)
     
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    funny in Bourke there are thousands of dead fish clogging up the Darling river too ...
     
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    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    Just had a look at the pic associated with that Broken Hill article and you can clearly see my sister's pub, where LORD played last year. :)
     
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    Good times!!! ;)
     
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    Seventy Five TRILLION DOLLARS!
     

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