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Discussion in 'Anthrax' started by MyHatred, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. MyHatred

    MyHatred Chief Ten Beers

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    Associated Press

    PONTIAC - Police are hunting for a man who stole $140 in cash and $22,000 worth of pornographic movies from an adult bookstore.
    "It's just a frustrating situation," Fantasies Unlimited store manager Tim Merriwether said Friday. He said this was the first robbery in the year that the store has been open in Pontiac.
    Police say the unidentified man walked into the store on Wednesday night and browsed for several minutes.
    The man then asked the clerk for help, pulled out a large semiautomatic handgun and demanded money from the register, said Pontiac police Sgt. William Ware.
    The robber took $140 and locked the clerk in the bathroom, Ware said. He said the store employee emerged after several minutes and noticed that several cases of adult movies also were missing.
    "It's possible the man may try to sell the stolen movies," the sergeant told The Oakland Press.
    Ware and Merriwether said they don't think the robber was a regular customer at the store.
    The robber, who can be seen on a surveillance tape, grabbed four cases holding about 800 movies, while leaving behind about seven other cases, the manager said. He said there was no apparent pattern in what the robber stole and what he left behind.
    "Apparently, he took all that he could grab," Merriwether said. He said he hoped police would be able to catch the man trying to fence the movies.
     
  2. dailyvault

    dailyvault 35 and counting...

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    Can't be DD... the amount of porn stolen is too little. :lol:
     
  3. bRaTpRiNcEsS

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    Yeah, he left behind 7 cases, and that's just not possible. :D
     
  4. DarbysDad

    DarbysDad Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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    Anyone interested in buying some DVD's? I got Terra Patrick, Jenna Jamison, Mary Carey, you name it!!! :lol:
     
  5. MyHatred

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    I can see him now, "This is a stick up!!" The clerk, "Ewww, I can see that.":ill: :lol:
     
  6. DarbysDad

    DarbysDad Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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    dailyvault 35 and counting...

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    ... and a couple cases of hand lotion.:p
     
  8. DarbysDad

    DarbysDad Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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    Sorry I can only sell the Mimi Miyagi ones to MichiMikey.

    and ouch where's the lotion? :lol:
     
  9. MyHatred

    MyHatred Chief Ten Beers

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    Next time anyone sees DD he will have a seeing eye dog leading his way:lol: .
     
  10. thraxx

    thraxx You'll Be in Hell With ME

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    Hey darby..... When you locked the cashier in the Bathroom did you at least give him a Porno mag some lube......
     
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    Oh man! DD, with all the free porn on the internet, why?:lol:
     
  12. DarbysDad

    DarbysDad Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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    Spyware killed this Internet porn star :lol:
     
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  14. DarbysDad

    DarbysDad Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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    only a Huslter...but it may have been woman :heh: :lol:
     
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    With a shirt that says, "Bloody hell, my mom was right." :lol:
     
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    :lol: :kickass: Probably, the best thread in months! "He took all that he could grab..." :lol:
     
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    karrokid freelance jackass

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    wow that's some ace detective work there goober
     
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    thraxx You'll Be in Hell With ME

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    Arg_Hamster Not quite done yet...

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    :lol:

    This is the kind of story I´d like to turn into a pornmovie. DD didn´t just give the foxy lady working in the store a girlie-nudiemag but also head before he knocked and locked her up in the closet. When she later came out of the closet she had the following statement: "Yes, I´m a DD-sexual and proud of it".
     

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