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Is it true JayKeeley can fist his own ass???

Discussion in 'RC' started by Nate The Great, May 2, 2004.

  1. Nate The Great

    Nate The Great What would Nathan do?

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    So . . . I was wondering. Why did you name the site Royal Carnage? Did you already explain this at some point? Why not name it something evil or blasphemous or something? Not that I care . . . I'm just curious Jorge these days.:loco:
     
  2. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    Staff members at the time threw a bunch of names into the ring. Votes were cast, Royal Carnage won. Simple as that. BTW, a couple of names I had that I thought were pretty cool - 'Page for Order' & 'Word of Prey'. Of course, the others came up with plenty of cool titles as well.

    And yes, Jay Keeley can indeed fist his own ass, he just chooses not to now that he has a wife with a sexy strap on. :dopey:
     
  3. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Fuckin A. Since I came in after the 'zine was already formed, I never knew, but kinda always wondered.

    I think he can. I know I can, and JayKeeley is a cool dude, and I think I'm cool too. The correlation is undeniable.
     
  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X Raised to be Lowered

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    pics please :err:
     
  5. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    You're not metal if you can't fist yourself. My penis also has a mullet by the way.

    :headbang:
     
  6. dill_the_devil

    dill_the_devil OneMetal.com Music Editor

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    That's metal.
     
  7. Ayeka

    Ayeka Hell Bent For Leather!

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    lmmfaao!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Demonspell

    Demonspell cheating the polygraph

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    He also eats metal and shits chains. :)
     
  9. Black Winter Day

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    i hear tell... he doesn't even have to WIPE himself!!!
     
  10. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    I thought I was pooping out diamond plate yesterday, but it was only the habanero hot sauce from the night before.
     
  11. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa High Infidelity

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  12. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    O-M-Fucking-G

    can't

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