Ive been a vegetarian for 4 days now

Sounds very familiar to me.

edit: ...except for the "Would you kiss a girl if she ate meat?" part of course.

 

So... would you kiss a girl if she ate meat? Can I make a video?

We should start a veggie support group.

First rule of Veggie Club: Don't talk about Veggie Club.

Second rule of Veggie Club: .... kill babies.

I can't count any higher.

 

welcome to the worderful world of Jante!

 

Barbara: "Emma can't eat that. She's a vegetarian."
Nana (looking worried): "Oh, I am sorry for you."
Nana:"Will she have wafer-thin ham, Barbara?"

 

lol vegetarianism as indicator of the intellectual elite

come back when you aint driving a gas car to qualify for the morally superior to other people award

 

what the fuck is that? haha trolls trotters thats what they are

 

of course you have one nuthead

 

spicey burger snack box

 

What about when the nasty carnivores ask about supplements cos they know the veggie bloke is into weight training, and wants advice about it?

I hear you.

*knocks back 2 super quinone pills with tea which contains 20 drops of cats claw, followed by a spoon of flax seed oil and an iron multivitamin pill*

 

i had a packet of bacon fries today which are ironically, vegetarian. Added to that the tuna baguette and you could say ive been a veggie for half a day.

 

is porridge vegetarian?

 

is beer?

 

Right, because tuna is a vegetable.

 

its a fish and thats close enough for me
so vegetarians only eat vegetables then??


anyway i just had shepards pie so im back on track now

 

I'm gonna go plant a tuna tree in my back yard. How long do you think it'll be before it bears some fruit?

 

bout as long as its gonna take for an orange to turn into a vegetable so you can eat it??

 

Hehe... No. And. No. I don't really feel attracted by females. Would you kiss a bloke if he ate meat?

 

And of course it grows on trees... :Smug:

 

well then why are yis called vegetarians?

 

You are not a deer either.