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Joke time: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Bar' started by Morgan C, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. jeid

    jeid Terribad

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    My wife thinks I need to grow up, just because I shout "Auto-bots Transform!" when we change sex positions...
     
  2. JeffTD

    JeffTD Senhor Testiculo

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    What's the worst part about raping a 7 year old?
    Having to get the blood dry-cleaned out of your clown suit.


    What's green and has wheels?
    Grass. I lied about the wheels.


    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.
     
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    This is the only one I've actually laughed out loud about.
    :headbang:
     
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    Uros Sonic Incision

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    Why is a leprous man lying at the bottom of the pool?
    -He's doing the role of an effervescent tablet :puke:
     
  5. Jarkko Mattheiszen

    Jarkko Mattheiszen The FU guy.

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    Argh. This was what I first thought when I saw the topic, only to find out it was already the fifth joke in the thread.

    I don't know any other jokes. People have usually left after that one so I never saw it necessary to learn any.
     
  6. schwinginbatman

    schwinginbatman It's shittay!

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    Why can't Helen Keller drive?

    Because she's dead.

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Stolen.

    What's the difference between a black pilot and a white pilot?

    Nothing.
     
  7. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

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    ^ actually, the better version of the joke is:

    "What do you call a black man who flies a plane?"




    "A pilot ... you racist fuck!"
     
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    How do you get a baby off a swing set?

    Hit it in the head with an axe.
     
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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The Holocaust.
     
  10. NoSoup4you22

    NoSoup4you22 Keep on blorpin'

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    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw em
     
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    What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman?

    Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.
     
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    Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus?
    .... Because she would have had a heart attack with all the seat options.
     
  13. Loren Littlejohn

    Loren Littlejohn Lover of all boobage.

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    What's the difference between 20 bowling balls and 20 dead babies?

    You can't load the bowling balls onto a truck with a pitch fork.
     
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    guys, do we have to go into the bieber/rebecca black territory... there's way enough of that shit all over youtube.
     
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    What's the worst thing about fucking 24 year olds?

    Having to keep track of 20 phone numbers.
     
  16. Virgil.

    Virgil. ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    You're right, my bad. All these jokes about dead babies are CLEARLY much better. :Smug:
     
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    indeed they are. :)
     
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    Daemoniac Resident Rivethead

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    Or the alternate version;

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Being raped.
     
  19. jipchen

    jipchen ForesterStudio

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    Dudes, I know a few dead baby jokes too but they're all pretty lame and it stops being funny after the second one. There's gotta be some people who know jokes that are actually funny :p (Personally, I forget jokes about 10 seconds after I heard them so no I don't have any, other than dead-baby jokes. Hmmmmm)
     
  20. Ensi

    Ensi CAT WITH FUKKEN PODS

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    A culturally enriched male of african descent living in America and a warm and welcoming citizen of southern America is in a car. Who's driving?

    The police.

    AHHAhe..eh :erk:
     

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