There was a plane crash in the middle of nowhere.There was nothing around but one house.The 3 survivors went to the house to see if they could persuade the old lady inside to let them buy some groceries.The 1st guy said,"You guys wait here.I'll go inside."So he went inside and asked the woman if he could buy some food.She said,"Only after you have sex with me." Not knowing what awaits him,he said yes.The woman took off her panties and there was a huge scab on her vagina.He peeled it off and threw it out the window.He went at it like a monkey and when he was done,he walked outside with food and said,"OK guys,we can eat now."The other 2 men replied,"But we already ate."The 1st guy replied,"What do you mean?"They said," Oh,we ate that pizza you threw out the window!"