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Discussion in 'Saxon' started by saxonfan, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. Paxoman

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    :lol: yeah good one Ricknroll!
     
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    YEAH GOOUN RICKNROLL. DID YOU KNOW THE BEE GEES ARE ABOUT TO RELEASE A DOUBLE A SIDE SINGLE. STAYING ALIVE AND HOW DEEP IS YOUR BRUV.:lol:
     
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    ooo Wilks thats bad, bad but funny none the less :lol:
     
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    THERE IS ALSO A THIRD OFF ALL CONCERT TICKETS:lol:
     
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    i got a joke 4 ya........

    a patrol of sadam husseins soldiers are going throught the iraq, when suddenly an american soldier pops his head up over a small hill, "i bet one american soldier is better that 10 iraq troops" he yells.
    so saddam send ten soldiers over the hill, after a lot of gun shots, the american pops his head back up. "told ya...i bet that one american soldier is better than 100 iraq troops" he yells,
    so saddam send 100 troops over the hill, again after loads of gunshots the american pops his head up again.
    "told ya.....i bet that one american soldier is better than 1000 iraq soldiers"
    so saddam is getting pissed off so he send 1000 soldiers over the hill, after about 10 minutes of gunfire one iraq soldier crawls back over the hill, his left leg bleed badly, he looks up at saddam and says
    "it's a trap.................there's 2 of them!!!!"


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    i got a joke 4 ya........

    a patrol of sadam husseins soldiers are going throught iraq, when suddenly an american soldier pops his head up over a small hill, "i bet one american soldier is better that 10 iraq troops" he yells.
    so saddam send ten soldiers over the hill, after a lot of gun shots, the american pops his head back up. "told ya...i bet that one american soldier is better than 100 iraq troops" he yells,
    so saddam send 100 troops over the hill, again after loads of gunshots the american pops his head up again.
    "told ya.....i bet that one american soldier is better than 1000 iraq soldiers"
    so saddam is getting pissed off so he send 1000 soldiers over the hill, after about 10 minutes of gunfire one iraq soldier crawls back over the hill, his left leg bleed badly, he looks up at saddam and says
    "it's a trap.................there's 2 of them!!!!"


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Found this one Iron Maiden's site...

    Two drummers meet while walking down the street.
    One of them asks, " What you got in that bag?"
    The other one replies: "Chickens"
    "Can I have one?" asks the first drummer.
    The second drummer replies, "If you can guess how many chickens are in this bag, then I'll give you both of them."

    :lol:
     

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