I was going to buy one of those shirts when they came out but couldn't afford it, now theyre gone, doh! I still have one of my really old shirts though, the Brave Murder Day shirt
How about buying the Teargas shirt, brand new for 11.95? but you must have a gut. gain some weight so you can fit in a xl...or have your grandma cut and sew it for you. hail satan http://www.dreadrecords.net/katatonia-sweet-nurse-shirt-p-578.html
It looks normal. I don't wear FUBU though, and if I did I'd probably fit into a kids small and look normal. Haven't bought a metal shirt in quite some time either. Perhaps they use the fat Indian size chart?