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Ladies of UM: Critique My OKC Profile

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Draehl, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    I mean... Everyone has different tastes, man. If I were single and saw your profile I'd be thinking awe, he is just adorable. Then I'd skip it for the dude who wrote less than a paragraph total. Personal preference, I like the strong silent type.

    Your profile is fine as it is if that's who you are. You are likely to attract women who also talk a lot, like a super dorky little short chick who does shit like *pokes you* *runs in corner giggling* *shows you manga collection shyly*. Asterisks included. She will be hella squeezable. This I have foreseen.

    You're just fuckin adorable, and will attract likewise adorable females or women who are embittered by masculine men and want to try you out for awhile as a change, only to ultimately break your heart. In other words, tread lightly.

    Real talk
     
  2. Draehl

    Draehl Lurker

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    I giggled just reading that. Also, ugh, manga. I can deal though.
     
  3. tagradh

    tagradh Active Member

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    Tehehehehe.

    Hehehehe.

    FUCKING HEHEHEHEHE.
     
  4. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    That post needs cat emojis all over it.
     
  5. Omni

    Omni User

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    :lol:
     
  6. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    I think folk metal fans might also be pretty promising for you, if you take the suggestions about black shirt. Chicks whose favorite bands are Ensiferum and Alestorm, etc., and probably love renaissance festivals and whatnot. Poet types. They'd think you're cool and mysterious for knowing the underground bands. Plus you're a nice guy and look very studious with that hair, so continue playing it up. You will meet victory.
     
  7. voilenoir

    voilenoir Nicole

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    I love that Tumblr is one of the things you can't live without. Personally I think your profile is good. Seems informative enough and kinda funny... Not in a bad way!!
    Have you met up with anyone?
     
  8. Draehl

    Draehl Lurker

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    @Carpe
    Good angle. I hadn't thought of that, but Folk does have a unique position in the metal world and I mean that in a good way. Accessible, goofy, but still awesome.

    @Voilenoir
    Nah nobody yet.
     
  9. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    I'd rather slice a hole in a lemon and fuck it than be in an actual relationship with a girl that loved Alestorm.

    Random observation from this thread and I don't mean anything by it really... But I can take a lot of shit. Listening to Alestorm all the time? Not sure.
     
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    -CC- Something in My Eye

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    Keelhaul this filthy landlubber!
     
  11. Draehl

    Draehl Lurker

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    I'll listen to some oompa folk metal if it means I can throw on some Drudkh or Burzum or w/e and not get a "what is this shit?" look.
     
  12. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    Omni's back?

    I didn't see her in the thread.
     
  13. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    Mercyful Fate = Omni
     
  14. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    grant's back? i didn't see him in the thread
     
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    MoSeN I'm a beer

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    voilenoir Nicole

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    Well just go for it!!!
     
  17. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    One of mine for that section was 'not having tact'
     
  18. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    I had one that said "Playing with swords and pretending I'm a wizard and shit."

    How is that not an instant pantie dropper?
     
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    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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  20. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    That's why WE WIZARDS!
     

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