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Discussion in 'Bar' started by Frank'nfurter, Jan 11, 2006.
After 'Mixerman' comes 'Blenderman'
Haha, seems great, love the statements like
- This is possibly the worst pop group I’ve heard in my life. They’re going to be huge.
- “Pretty raw. Needs some polishing.” “Polishing?” said Scotty. “No. The drummer needs to be shot. They all need to be shot.”
- “Come on, Scotty. These days, it’s showmanship that counts. Not music. Stop living in the 40's.”
!!! Too bad it's a pain in the arse to print it (I like to read in the toilets, yes !!!)...
read it man, read it. You will get surprised later on.....it will be going stranger and stanger....
I can't stop reading it.....but slowly I think this is becoming more and more science fiction...
Sounds interesting... thanks for the heads up!
hahaha this is awesome :Spin:
sad thing is, it could be true.
Reading it, I love that shit.
i'm pissing myself here
"She launched into the most hideous moaning and caterwauling I have ever heard. She sounded like an epileptic with Tourette’s Syndrome at a poetry reading. I was thinking, this has to be a joke. Please tell me it’s a joke."
LOL!! I'm on part 24 and I can't stop reading!!
Almost a parody of Mixerman? Amusing nevetheless Thanks Frank.
Im on part 2, and this is looking great
You mean chapter 2. Part 2 is'nt online yet! What a shame.
"Several other big corporations are pushing a bill called the “Level Playing Field Act.” It will officially change America’s economic system from Capitalism to Crapitalism®. Under Crapitalism®, the big corporations will sell nothing but crap, and the public will be forced to buy it, because there won’t be anything else. Any company that tries to make good products will be shut down by the Feds for unfair competition."
Yeah, this is biting satire.......o wait, it could be thrue.....
“Vlado Levitsky, Kasugi’s top mastering engineer.”
“Also known as Vlad the Impaler,” I added.
“He takes Scotty’s finished mix and—”
“Shut up, Scotty. He makes it ‘radio-ready.’
Jeez, that picklemilk part (loki's child) almost made me pissing myself...
That thing should be a movie!
that just made my day .... and they mentioned Bolt Thrower ;-)
So who can identify everyone he is satiring? The band I still can't figure out, either one. The end he gets away from music and goes onto politics which I loved (very true), but I can see how some people don't like when it gets away from 100 percent music.
Korn, Mariah Carrey, Mutt Lange... Who knows?