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Linda....I'm sorry!...

Discussion in 'The Iron Maidens' started by McRib, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. Jeff Milne

    Jeff Milne Member

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    I think it's still around here, you can travel a little south to get one. You'll be like Homer following the Ribwich [which was obviously a parody of McRib] until the animal it was made from went extinct.
     
  2. CRSCHKUM

    CRSCHKUM BAND MOM

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    Yeah I was going to post the same Linda.....McRib just left us high and dry :( That is why I will love my Big Mac forever!!!!!


    LONG LIVE BIG MAC!!!!
     
  3. Doodoobubbachuck

    Doodoobubbachuck Maidens' drums

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    Ya, he's just fickle cuz he's got a small pickle! :oops:
     
  4. CRSCHKUM

    CRSCHKUM BAND MOM

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    hahahahaha.. I guess that is why I ask for EXTRA pickles ;)
     
  5. BigMac

    BigMac New Metal Member

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    My pickles are huge! *waggles doughy eyebrows*
     
  6. McRib

    McRib New Metal Member

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    Doesn't much matter, though, when they're limp and lifeless....does it?

    Linda, my darling....alas I had to leave you once again, as I always do. However, I will always return to you, for you are my one true love...you shall once again hold my killer buns in your soft hands.

    Oh...and my pickle might not be huge, but I AM ribbed....for HER pleasure.
     
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    LMAO - i will miss this thread!
     
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    Miss it? Who said its ever going to die?

    MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
     
  9. Jeff Milne

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    I saw 2 McDonalds today that still have McRib.
     
  10. BigMac

    BigMac New Metal Member

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    McRib just doesn't have the same staying power us Big Mac's got :) See Linda I told you I'd always be here for you, while he runs and hides again for years at a time. But my special sauce, two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles (that are NOT flaccid, damnit), onions and all on a wonderful, soft...delicious...sesame seed bun will always be there for you.

    Mmmm I get hungry just thinking about myself!

    Hey, McRib? BITE ME :D
     
  11. Air Raid Siren

    Air Raid Siren Maidens' Vox

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    He'll be baack!
     
  12. Metallicat180

    Metallicat180 Rockstar-In-Training

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    I'm gonna play devil's advocate in this thread and say...

    BURGER KING FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kickass: :headbang:
     
  13. McRib

    McRib New Metal Member

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    "special" sauce, my ass...more like generic thousand island dressing. Hell, I've seen steakums slices thicker than your "all beef" patties. You also probably don't want me talking about why you're the only "burger" that needs to add a bun in the middle (what's up with THAT, eh?!) to help "enhance" your size. You're also cheap...one slice of cheese for two patties? Wow...don't overdo it there, big guy.

    Bite you? Hell no...not without an environmental impact study first!

    My allure is simple...a nice thick big hunk of meat, a sauce that makes your mouth water, just thinking about it...and nice STIFF pickles that really make you stand up and take notice.
     
  14. spideyjg

    spideyjg Bass Gear Geek

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    As y'all can see Linda was in mourning at the Paladino's show. Not your typical expression of grief but grief nonetheless. She appears to be quite broken up about McRib's departure.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Metallicat180

    Metallicat180 Rockstar-In-Training

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    I think that's such an awesome shirt!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  16. Air Raid Siren

    Air Raid Siren Maidens' Vox

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    I laughed so hard when I saw that - a bit of trivia for ya - it was hand studded by the grieving girl herself! :headbang:
     
  17. RoboCaster

    RoboCaster Victory is at hand.

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    Somebody's got to say it; she's got great skin, it can't be denied.
     
  18. spideyjg

    spideyjg Bass Gear Geek

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    That is soooo insensitive of you to laugh at Linda's grief Aja. Didn't you see the tear stains on it? :lol:

    Bead, cry, bead, cry..........

    Jim
     
  19. Metallicat180

    Metallicat180 Rockstar-In-Training

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    She did an outstanding job!! :headbang: She should make a few and sell them on ebay for other mourners. :lol:
     

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