Any lyrics that bring on teh lulz? Personally, I always chuckle at In Their Darkened Shrines II, at the brutally growled 'In this monkey treeeeeee'. Which is odd, because there are no such lyrics in the song. I figure I'm just mishearing 'You who are faithful to me', or 'They shall teach me'. Another is Virally Yours by the Black Dahlia Murder. 'I'm begging you take the ride to the cold and blue' makes me lol every time, again because of the ridiculous nature of the grim 'bllluuueeee'.