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Lyrics that make you laugh

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by FenriR, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. IknowSATAN

    IknowSATAN Member

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    Thats not that funny, actually its kinda cool.
     
  2. Thoth-Amon

    Thoth-Amon Hypochondriac

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    :lol:
     
  3. Oblivious Maximus

    Oblivious Maximus I am the worm

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    "Ram your religion so far up your ass
    Till it becomes just a thing of the past... BIBLE BASHER (x ALOT)
     
  4. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Just about anything by Devourment. I've laughed out loud reading their lyrics many times. Some of them are so over-the-top it's ridiculous.
     
  5. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Die bitch die!!!!!
    I know now I am bred to kill bitches
    I will hack them till they're skinless
    Slice their face or beat them senseless
    Untill they are twicthing
    Devestate their battered senses
    Torture them for their offenses
    Violate their cunts untill they bleed
    They always bleed

    I fill them with steel
    Untill they cannot feel
    Next to me they will be dead and naked

    Bleeding rotting stinking all the whores are
    Screaming while I'm feeding now I have to
    Cut them into pieces, so that I can
    Eath them, God Damn I am hungry
    This pig is so tasty but I have to
    Eat her so I can find another
    Female to violate and indeed
    I'll fuck her head right off

    More bloodshed is needed
    So that I can be treated
    To a feast of blood and carnage
    Necrophillia is my weakness

    More bloodshed is needed
    So that I can be treated
    To a feast of blood and carnage
    Necrophillia is my weakness

    Covered in gore
    All this blood is making my cock hard
    I'll pump that vile cunt full of my semen
    Disgracing her immaculate body
    Yes, I will take a shit on her beautiful face
    Piles and piles of my own hot manure
    I've left upon this lifeless bitch
    I smear it all over my body
    This has now become a rancid feast
    My hunger soon to be fullfilled
    I force handfuls in my mouth

    Masturbating on the face of the whore I will now dismember
    Head and limbs removed with crude precission by the edge of my blade
    Finally I introduce my knife to a feast of her anus
    Brutally I force it to the hilt with every cut I fuck her
    Faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster
     
  6. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa High Infidelity

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    Anything from Mike Patton...especially Mr. Bungle.
     
  7. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    Die bitch die!!!!!
    There's a room in my house, a tomb of women who need to rot in hell
    The stench will fill your throat with puss and drain from out your nose
    Open the door discover dead whores who begged for more now covered in gore
    Countless remains and piles of scabs putrid remnants cover the floor

    Some of the kicked and some of them screamed and some of them never seemed to bleed
    Some of them twitched and some of them kicked and some were forced to take my dick
    Some of them gushed and some were crushed and some of them paid for their sinful lust
    Some of them cried and some of them lied, they told me they loved me before they died

    Through the torture, through the torment I didn't feel an ounce of regret
    Carving insides, slashing faces countless bitches put in their places
    Severed torsos, butchered assholes, skinless bodies put on wood poles
    Slaughtered tissue, cutout eyeballs, gallons of fluid stain my tombs walls

    One by one I watch them die, my tomb holds more that meets the eye
    From rape to toture, beatings too they die, but I have more to do
    My urges force me to violate
    Theses bitches in their butchered state
    Slicing throats while I inject my bloodsoaked member
    Cumming into their slaughtered sombed

    Tomb of Scabs
    Tomb of Scabs
    Tomb of Scabs

    I will never stop till all the bitches die
    My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
    Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
    Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine
    Never stop till all the bitches die
    My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
    Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
    Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine

    Tomb of Scabs
     
  8. waif

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    What about Spoonman?
    You must be fucking kidding...
    Thanks for sharing. I feel the need to go do something clean and wholesome.
     
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    If you're 555, then I'm 666.

    Even when I liked Slipknot back in the day, I laughed out loud at that.
     
  10. The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid Afterimage

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    Gotta love it.

     
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  11. waif

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    :lol:
    Saw that a while back...
     
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    Anything by Impaled Nazarene. ;o
     
  13. Stormwatch

    Stormwatch Cock.

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    Lawnmower Deth were the kings of amusing lyrics.
     
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  15. Einherjar86

    Einherjar86 Active Member

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    This one isn't as cool as the others, but it's still kinda funny.

    [ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=DWd6j5rphtg[/ame]
     
  16. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    Post ACTUAL funny lyrics not misheard ones ffs
     
  17. General Zaroff

    General Zaroff Registered Lunatic

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    LMFAO!!!!
     
  18. waif

    waif Member

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  19. Old Man Metal

    Old Man Metal Stay the hell off my lawn

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    MOD - Aren't you Hungry
    Dead Kennedys - Well paid Scientist
     
  20. False Joe

    False Joe Who cares.

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    That's not even misheard.

    That's just fucking awful anti-emo bollocks.

    I love anti-emo stuff if it's funny. But that's bad. Not even fucking good.
     

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