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Lyrics that make you laugh

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by FenriR, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. The_Lunar_Strain

    The_Lunar_Strain great powermetal=axenstar

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    If you can ever find Gorgoroth lyrics there like SAtan I love you I want to be with you oh satan what does thou ask of me please satan give me your acceptance there just not well written.
     
  2. Onslaught

    Onslaught Rodr-Evil

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    A lot!!! any with the word "satan" repeat more than 4 or 5 times.
     
  3. waif

    waif Member

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    Um...can't find any Gorgoroth lyrics period on teh interwebz, aside from like 3 songs.
     
  4. Carcassian

    Carcassian Utopian Blaster

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    Satan's Trampoline

    Big and fat and bouncy,
    Rectangle on the floor,
    You bounce and bouncer,
    'Till you can't take anymore,
    You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
    You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
    How he's gone and got you,
    He's got you and got you,
    He's got you where he wants,
    Dressed in shorts and vest,
    You look like a real ponce,
    You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
    You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
    How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old Trampoline?
    I do not know, but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline.
     
  5. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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    RIGHT

    now you must realise these lyrics are only funny in the context of a really slow mellow (to begin with atleast) hair metal /AOR/ song.
    Basically it sounds like one of those were a womans name is called out.

    It is actually a fairly good song, quite interesting btw.


    TNT - Eddie


    A scream in darkness, a hopeless fight
    Eyes that burn in the night
    Blood is drippin' from a knife
    The ripper's struck, could be your wife
    The beast is striking like a dog
    The dog is dying in the morning fog
    Worn-out resting in his hide
    Sleepin' light - with eyes open wide

    [chorus:]
    Eddie likes torture and pain
    But Eddie's crying in the rain
    Eddie's got a twisted brain
    And neighbours say that he's insane
    Then Eddie - strikes again

    The dog is wakin' up each night
    Revengeful, lonesome with no fright
    Eddie's blade, is Eddie's toy
    Satan come and get your boy!
     
  6. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    :lol: @ "Hair song"
     
  7. Life Sucks

    Life Sucks and then you die

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    The pirate metal band Alestorm have some pretty dumb lyrics:

    When I come back from a mighty quest
    I have no need for sleep or rest
    I head to a tavern for a drink
    And get so drunk I cannot think
    A wench by my side and a jug of mead
    These are the things that I most need
    So I sit back and sing this song
    And drink and party all night long

    Hey! Hey!
    I want more wenches
    Hey! Hey!
    More wenches and mead
    Hey! Hey!
    I want more wenches
    Lots of wenches is what I need

    When I come back from a mighty quest
    I have no need for sleep or rest
    I head to a tavern for a drink
    And get so drunk I cannot think
    A wench by my side and a jug of mead
    These are the things that I most need
    So I sit back and sing this song
    And drink and party all night long

    Hey! Hey!
    I want more wenches
    Hey! Hey!
    More wenches and mead
    Hey! Hey!
    I want more wenches
    Lots of wenches is what I need
     
  8. V.V.V.V.V.

    V.V.V.V.V. Houses Ov Mercury

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    I'm pretty sure they'd be the first to admit that :lol:
     
  9. Old Man Metal

    Old Man Metal Stay the hell off my lawn

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    Fear - Waiting for the Meat

    We're sitting at the table and we're feeling un and able and we're sitting at the table and we're waiting for the meat where are we oh one of them's high, one of them's low where are we oh one of them's high and one of them's low

    The first couple of times I hear this song, I didn't even think Lee was singing. If you've heard it, you know what I mean.
     
  10. seedofvengeance

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    I have a friend obsessed with Insane Clown Posse.

    Any lyrics from them make me laugh... and not in the way they're supposed to.

    Something about white guys in their 30's dressed in clown makeup talking about murdering people always seems comical in a very "sad moment for humanity" way.
     
  11. Gorva

    Gorva Member

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    Alestorm started out as a joke band tbh.
     
  12. Carcassian

    Carcassian Utopian Blaster

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    Great live band though. Seriously.

    We fell in love at first sight
    I can’t explain the feelings
    When I first saw you
    We were so so happy
    A life of love sweet honey child
    You’ll always be mine
    But then I played the fool
    I never meant to hurt you
    Or sleep with all your friends
    We reconciled we found ourselves
    Our love was meant to be
    Oh baby can’t you see

    You left me standing in the mud
    Crying to myself
    A heart so full of pain
    But we fell in love again
    This time forever
    True love prevails over all
    She got hit by a truck
     
  13. Carcassian

    Carcassian Utopian Blaster

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    shut up, shut up
    i'll stick to my guns while you stick to yours
    sit down
    let's not pretend that i'll have to use force
    are you satan?
    i don't think so
    you copy my style
    and you call yourself a man.

    you want a piece of me?
    yeah... you do
    begging for this and asking for that
    shut up, fucking twat

    shut up fucking twat

    shut up shut up
    i'll stick to my guns
    now you stick to yours
    sit down
    let's not pretend
    that i'll have to use force
    are you satan?
    i don't think so
    you copy my style
    and call yourself a man

    never could fathom my hate
    unable to take a hint
    you haven't got a clue
    satanism is lost on you.
     
  14. sevag00

    sevag00 Order to Chaos

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    I like their debut album.
     

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