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Make your own Chuck Norris style joke about Dan

Discussion in 'Dan Swanö' started by mattcira, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. AnTz0r

    AnTz0r Crimson King

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    he meant the other "fields of life" tumn ;)
     
  2. Katatonic89

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    [​IMG]

    But later on Dan got his fittnes back!
     
  3. Deadlift

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    This thread is starting to be like the photoshop opeth thread thing.....:kickass:
     
  4. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    For a moment I thought that was Kurt Angle.
     
  5. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    Approved. But since I have no authority around here whatsoever, I'll just second that.
     
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    Timmeth Secret Agent Man

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    Dan Swano is so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.
     
  7. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    This thread puttered out awhile back... but I have resurrected it.... with a brand new Swanöshop... sure hope nobody is offended, it was created with comedy in mind, not malice!

    DAN, what were you watching? :OMG:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Dan Swanö is so metal,he began to produce Metallicas new album but decided to play all the instruments himself to make it actually sound good.
     
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    As I'm not that familiar with Chuck Norris (I barely know who he is, I've never seen his movies), maybe I could add some "Phantom" style sayings? How about:

    - 'There are times', the natives say, 'when Dan leaves the studio and walks the streets of the town as an ordinary man.'

    - When Dan asks, he expects an answer.

    - Cold voice of angry Dan can chill tiger's blood.

    - Angry Dan is fearful to behold.

    - Be wary of Dan, 'For he moves like lightning and the earth trembles with his might'.

    - He moves faster than a great cat, with the power of a charging bull or elephant.

    - It is said tigers freeze when the eyes of Dan blaze.

    - It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see Dan.

    - No man can refuse the voice of Dan.

    - Dan hits harder than lightning bolt.

    - When Dan is rough, he is very rough.

    - When Dan moves, lightning stands still.

    - Some say he uproots great trees barehanded - I do not doubt it.

    :headbang:
     
  11. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    I like that first one :p
     
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    This forum is going downhill.

    Looks like Dan and I have the same desktop backround though. :lol:
     
  13. Fuentealba

    Fuentealba Hyperblaster

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    hahaha, that´s a good one

    cheers
     
  14. Skaldir

    Skaldir formerly known as Unicorn

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    Cool, is that a Genelec shirt? Dan seems to really like his new monitors :D
     

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