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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Serjeant Grumbles

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    Only white men can generalize, shitlord.
     
  2. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    I texted the broad I've recently been seeing but got no response. I guess me hating on shitty comics and opening up my love of beer was too much for her. This is fine, as I was going to tell her that I didn't foresee anything arising from this. She didn't jostle my loins and doesn't like metal, but she did like Seinfeld.

    Oh well. Whatever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ

    Also, I don't think I can be with a girl that can't split a 12 pack with me while blasting the newest Midnight album...
     
  3. ProphetofHatred

    ProphetofHatred We boogie on the floor

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    I definitely agree, if you're implying pale girls are the hottest.
     
  4. ProphetofHatred

    ProphetofHatred We boogie on the floor

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    Most chicks I try getting acquainted with don't like beer too much. Either they find it gross or they're obsessed with being as skinny as possible.
     
  5. Serjeant Grumbles

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    Are you thinking along the lines of 3 beers for her, 9 for you?
     
  6. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    Twelve pack? Shame you guys don't have Canadian Cold Shots. 6% beers in eight-packs for ten bucks even.

    Get two eight-packs and you'll be set for the night. Thirteen for you and three for the bitty.
     
  7. Nephilim96

    Nephilim96 Member

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    you need to find a girl who enjoys beer. who cares if she's not the skinniest girl around, she'll at least probably have big tits (and more importantly, she'll like beer).
     
  8. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    No girl I've met enjoys beer, except for one. And before meeting my gf, she was a no-go because my best male friend had dated her for two years. Oops.
     
  9. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    I've been able to get my girlfriend to love beer. She drinks pretty much anything except IPAs, which is fine with me. Just had to show her what good beer tastes like
     
  10. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    My girlfriend drinks strictly anything.
     
  11. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    My gf likes lagers and wheat beers. Could be worse.
     
  12. Funerary_Doom

    Funerary_Doom My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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    Beer is good but I think most girls, including myself, would rather drink something else (especially if we're out and not at home) because it's too darn filling! Honestly, a lot of times I've puked from alochol it was because I had beer and felt way too full afterwards. That thing is like a meal!

    Whiskey I could drink all day though.

    Edit: @prophet, well hey in that case I hope you get laid man! Yolo and such you sound like you already know the deal so it's cool.
     
  13. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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    jesus
     
  14. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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  15. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    Think y'all need to find new crowds of women. Pretty much all the chicks I know prefer beer. Then again they've all had issues with harder liquor in the past and beer is like a shaky truce with their alcoholism. Nobody I know drinks non-beer unless its a special occasion.

    I, myself, prefer vast quantities of beer and a banana or two. Something about beer and bananas makes for an excellent inebriation devoid of sickness or any other perceivable negative consequence.
     
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    arg Active Member

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    what about beer gut
     
  17. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

    I dont know Ive ever been with a woman that didnt like beer...That would be a waste of time.

    Only heavy metal vomit parties where you drink a thousand beers is real.
     
  18. tagradh

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    So long as I have access to beer, wine or vodka I don't give a fuck what anybody else is drinking.
     
  19. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    Agreed.
     
  20. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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    What's all this horse shit about whether or not a bitch drinks beer or not. I mean yea sure if it gets her loose thumbs up but who gives a shit about the social significance. We should be asking the real questions.. does she take it in the dirt? does she spit on your dick? and most importantly, does she do it for you or for her? Socrates asked these questions
     

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