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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. CiG

    CiG R.I.P. David Gulpilil

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    My dvd copy of Bad Taste?
     
  2. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Been chatting with said girl all day. She felt bad about not inviting me over. Things are better for me today, but I can't stop listening to Def Leppard's "Photograph"

    End Me.
     
  3. Black Orifice

    Black Orifice Vein-Marbled Tower

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    I started to fall for a girl over the last couple of weeks. She's a former co-worker. We chatted at work occasionally about music and always got along well. When she found out I was changing jobs, she asked for my number. We hit it off pretty well while texting each other. We went out for coffee shortly there after and spent half the day talking with one other. Over the weekend, I took her hiking to a nearby state park that has an incredible view of the fall foliage (I'll probably post pics eventually). On the drive there, she told me she considers creationism and evolution to be two equally valid possibilities and that evolution is just a theory. Total boner kill.
     
  4. CiG

    CiG R.I.P. David Gulpilil

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    Should have told her that gravity is just a theory and then push her out of the moving car.

    I'm sure God will help her.
     
  5. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    This is amazing.
     
  6. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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  7. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    What happened?
     
  8. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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  9. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    Oh shit. Luckily you only wasted a couple of weeks.
     
  10. HamburgerBoy

    HamburgerBoy Active Member

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    If I ever got an outspoken creationist girlfriend I could introduce her to my grandparents without fear. That'd be nice.
     
  11. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    And for us rest of the time you could just 'agree to disagree', but occasionally and then more regularly throw snide remarks and/or condescending looks at each other whenever religion is mentioned until you don't even realise you're doing it anymore. Then one day the repressed rage you feel for ever associating yourself with this person finally explodes in an almighty ball of crazed fury and you smash a plate and run out of the room crying.
     
  12. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    let's work on this part, first
     
  13. arg

    arg Active Member

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    i am incapable of feeling anything towards women other than the desire to either fuck them or get rid of them
     
  14. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    After years of fucking them and getting rid of them I can't imagine why.
     
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    It's not really about pussy, but I would be lying if I did not crave pussy all the time.
     
  16. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    Ur so hardcore radikult bro.
     
  17. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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    I feel a desire to fuck them if they're hot, in person, at the time, kind of thing. I don't give a shit really though. Can't be bothered with it all. I have things I need to sort out but I don't really care about the women thing any more.
     
  18. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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    I understand this sentiment, I really do, but dont you ever just want to talk and get to know a woman and enjoy that side of sensual arousal...baaaaaahhahahahahahaha
     
  19. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    I feel like a fucking 15 year old loser fago. I had a wonderful time just chilling with my female friend at an Autopsy show last weekend I wasn't even that upset that she didn't invite me over to her place that night. Like, just being in her presence is good enough for me these days.

    It's like Cassette said, I just want her to be in full chain-mail armor and posing while I get down on one knee worshiping her with 12 beers.
     
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    arg Active Member

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    that shitty ass feeling of longing is something i definitely don't miss.

    after i cum and 5 minutes of cuddling i get bored. i just wanna gtfo and have some good food and beers by myself and listen to metal on my headphones.

    it's nice and peaceful this way, no stress or anxiety or that bullshit tightness in your chest
     

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