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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Probably seeing another guy too tbh

    When he has more than 10 dollars in his bank account and can afford to buy a CD
     
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  2. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    I would assume she is, since she's recently single. Just like I'm seeing other bitches.
     
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  3. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Count your kidneys for Ozzman pls.
     
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  4. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Two healthy bois.
     
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  5. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    so,
    you mean you had sex and your fetishes aren't compatible??
    or do you mean she isn't going to ever have sex with you??

    either way just go fuck someone else and move on

    seriously
    you ever hear a girl say "aren't compatible" go fuck someone else, immediately
     
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  6. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    started sleeping with a girl with really bad dementia
    every time she has sex with me, she remembers fucking me before,
    but she doesn't really remember anything else
    it's getting kinda weird, she's a nympho in lust with me,
    but i'm also kinda being her dad ontop of being her sex partner
    [insert incest joke here]
     
  8. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    "Girl" is a funny term for a 70 year old granny.
     
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    arg Active Member

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    office girl and i are flirty-ish again,

    one day she wore her gym pants to work and i said "hey i'm not sure those pants are appropriate for work. i should report you to hr and my complaint will be PANTS TOO TIGHT" and she was blushing and laughing uncontrollably

    as accounts payable one of my minor duties is buying office supplies and one day a shipment came in and she happened to pass by my cube and i said "hey do you want some of this for the ladies room"? and handed her a can of air freshener.
    "sure, thanks!"
    "you might be dropping bombs in there"
    "uuuhhhm maybeee..."
    "that's kinda hot"
    "OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY"

    you'd think she'd avoid me like the plague after that but no, she heard me playing motionless in white in my cube and she said she loves that song so i made a motionless in white spotify playlist and texted it to her and the next day she was gushing about how happy it made her
     
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  10. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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    I should learn flirting techniques from you
     
  11. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    Man, this thread is a real shitshow. Anyway, I don’t like tattoos on women. Looks gross. It’s especially sad to see a very good looking woman with a bunch of tattoos. It’s kind of like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

    Whether or not (lots of) tattoos on a woman are indicative of certain unfortunate personality traits (and I think they tend to be), the chances that such a woman shares my beliefs and general outlook on things are astronomically low, so I avoid like the plague.
     
  12. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    You've mentioned your beliefs recently. What do you mean by that? Are you a Fox News loving Televangelist now or something?
     
  13. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    No. I am a Roman Catholic. And I don’t really watch Fox News but I like Tucker Carlson’s show. Can’t cuck the Tuck.
     
  14. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    How to appreciate Cythraul's beliefs: Don't be a fucking faggot
     
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  15. Dak

    Dak mentat

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  16. Cythraul

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    Lol. Saw this on Twitter the other day. So many broads were triggered.
     
  17. Einherjar86

    Einherjar86 Active Member

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    I appreciate the grammatical ambiguity of that meme. It could mean that men prefer debt-free virgins, but it could also mean that men prefer debt [and] free virgins. I'm not sure who these debt-loving men are, or why so many virgins without tattoos are presumably imprisoned somewhere. All I know is that hyphens make all the difference.
     
  18. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    That's chill. I was just wondering. You didn't seem like the super religious type anyways.

    I was raised catholic since i'm part Italian.
     
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    How can that be read as "debt and free virgins" when there's no comma after debt?
     
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  20. Einherjar86

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    There's no hyphen either. That's what I mean, it's ambiguous.
     

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