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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    Princess wants to spend Valentine's Day with me
    but she's so bat-shit-crazy that i had to remind her that Valentine's Day is on the 14th
     
  2. Blurry_Dreams

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    me and this guy Scott used to share girls
    until Scott got arrested
    now, the girl who was dating Scott the day he got locked up is wanting to be with me
     
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    it totally makes sense when you're looking at the girls who are swallowing the sperm of like 6 different dudes....
     
  4. Bloopy

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    Have any of the men out there cummed 5+ times in 24 hours? Cause I conducted a little experiment and the 4th time was terrifying. It was right out of the movie Altered States and sounded like I was either devolving to a primeval hominid form or transforming into a werewolf under the supermoon. To go a 5th round would surely be an irreversible regression, permanently going full ape.

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    If you did it alone you were probably worn out and had RSI, with a partner you just have to lie back and think of England.
     
  6. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Yeah, I've done that before. I've been on and off of testosterone for several years now. So, I'm basically horny 24/7, even during times where it would be inappropriate. But, hey, it is what it is
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Good lord...lmao.

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    so
    you took a magic pill that transformed yopu into a 15-year-old
    that's kinda weird, and tbh hilarious

    yes
    but ...i've never done it sober...


    hahahaha
     
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    this girl's new boyfriend sleeps in The Bridge and she sleeps outdoors
    she's wanting to cheat on him with me at night without anyone finding out
     
  11. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    She sleeps outdoors? Is she homeless or just really enjoys nature?

    Also, maybe I'm mistaken, but if she really sleeps outdoors, she can't smell too nice or be very hygienic..just saying

    EDIT: I did consider you could always just ask her to shower before sex. Hmph, tells you how long its been since I've gotten any nookie...
     
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    You're talking to a waste of space crackhead whose idea of bathing is laying in the gutter after rain.
    The rest of the stories you can take with as many grains of salt as you prefer.
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Imagine thinking it's an option for a homeless crackhead to ask another homeless crackhead to shower before they have sex.
     
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    Girl: "Want to have sex?"
    Blurry: "After it rains tomorrow and you've showered."
    Girl: "I'm booked solid tomorrow."
    Blurry: "That's okay, I'll stare at your toes while you fuck other guys and then I'll go slops."
     
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    Well there are those doorways that spray water as a deterrent to people loitering there.
     
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    apparently @MasterpieceMesias forgot that all the girls that want to fuck me are homeless
     
  17. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    That does make sense. Can't imagine any woman who's well off and have self-respect would want to bang you.

    If you're really that propular within the female homeless demographic, maybe have one of them move in and clean them up a bit. Y'know, do something useful and kind for once
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Yet you can't get laid. :tickled:
     
  19. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    That's because I suck with women, and I'm not all that good looking in the face. I never denied that, but at least I'm not a waste of space crackhead. I can hold down a job and pay bills
     
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    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    True, you have that going for you.
     

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