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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

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  1. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Is this another one of your crack induced fantasies?
     
    #27641 MasterpieceMesias, Apr 16, 2021
  2. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    yes, she is actually
    she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
    then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy
     
    #27642 Blurry_Dreams, May 6, 2021
  3. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times
    her 5 ex husbands hate her now
    she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her
    she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway
    her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin
    although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part
     
    #27643 Blurry_Dreams, May 6, 2021
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  4. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Went on my first date in over 2 years. I wore a shirt with a dude puking as the art, talked about smuggling drugs through TSA from Central America, how the Lord of the Rings rules and the Hobbit films sucked, and Shrek memes.

    Good time. Oh, I had 3 shots and 2 beers in like 2 hours and now I'm lit AF
     
    #27644 Master_Yoda77, May 7, 2021
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  5. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    that actually sounds like a really fun date
     
    #27645 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
  6. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    you post in an online forum
    and have trouble getting a date
    so, why didn't you just use an online dating site??

    congratulations on getting a little drunk:kickass:
     
    #27646 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
  7. Blurry_Dreams

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  8. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers

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    #27648 CiG, May 7, 2021
  9. Blurry_Dreams

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    somewhere between mid 2011 and the crazy day bible-thumpers flooded chick-fil-a in support of traditional marriage on Aug 1st 2012
     
    #27649 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
  10. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers

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    You still had hair lol.
     
    #27650 CiG, May 7, 2021
  11. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    the video ended up on Tosh.O but for some reason i can't find the video
    they cut out all the parts with the black people and you only say me sucking the white girls toes with Tosh saying "did she step in something delicious?"
     
    #27651 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
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  12. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers

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    :lol:

    Blurry is UM's very own celebrity.
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    i think i actually posted the Tosh.O video at some point
    i just can't find it right now
     
    #27653 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
  14. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers

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    the people filming put it up on porn sites as a foot-fetish vid but they also put it up on youtube and dailymotion and i didn't even realize it was on any non-porn sites till my friend Li-Li saw it on Tosh.O
     
    #27655 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
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    CiG So Long Suckers

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    Pretty fucking funny.
     
    #27656 CiG, May 7, 2021
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    yeah, it's pretty funny that it's up on porn sites even though she's not giving a footjob or getting my sperm on her feet
     
    #27657 Blurry_Dreams, May 7, 2021
  18. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers

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    That's not why it's funny you retarded retard.
     
    #27658 CiG, May 7, 2021
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  19. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    :lol:
     
    #27659 zabu of nΩd, May 8, 2021
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  20. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @zabu of nΩd
    the full length video shows a bunch of black people freaking out over the "crazy white people"
     
    #27660 Blurry_Dreams, May 8, 2021
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