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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.
Is this another one of your crack induced fantasies?
yes, she is actually
she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy
no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times
her 5 ex husbands hate her now
she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her
she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway
her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin
although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part
Went on my first date in over 2 years. I wore a shirt with a dude puking as the art, talked about smuggling drugs through TSA from Central America, how the Lord of the Rings rules and the Hobbit films sucked, and Shrek memes.
Good time. Oh, I had 3 shots and 2 beers in like 2 hours and now I'm lit AF
that actually sounds like a really fun date
you post in an online forum
and have trouble getting a date
so, why didn't you just use an online dating site??
congratulations on getting a little drunk
this is me on a date (how i dress for a date)
How long ago was this?
somewhere between mid 2011 and the crazy day bible-thumpers flooded chick-fil-a in support of traditional marriage on Aug 1st 2012
You still had hair lol.
the video ended up on Tosh.O but for some reason i can't find the video
they cut out all the parts with the black people and you only say me sucking the white girls toes with Tosh saying "did she step in something delicious?"
Blurry is UM's very own celebrity.
i think i actually posted the Tosh.O video at some point
i just can't find it right now
the people filming put it up on porn sites as a foot-fetish vid but they also put it up on youtube and dailymotion and i didn't even realize it was on any non-porn sites till my friend Li-Li saw it on Tosh.O
Pretty fucking funny.
yeah, it's pretty funny that it's up on porn sites even though she's not giving a footjob or getting my sperm on her feet
That's not why it's funny you retarded retard.
@zabu of nΩd
the full length video shows a bunch of black people freaking out over the "crazy white people"