Got into an argument with my parents about getting a different job in armed security...as if they have a different idea. Either way I'm out of work My idea was definitely better. Get drunk, eat a lot and lift weights until I can work again. Hopefully I'll be back to 220 by then
I'm finally visiting Auckland again as of late last week. Saw my girlfriend for the first time in 96 days. Could've seen her close to a month earlier given the fortune of COVID-19 being squashed so well here, but she was busy and my health was still too fucked. Now's good though as there are live shows to see again. She's actually used the time apart to change for the better and find a better balance in life, though not exactly due to not seeing me. More about bouncing back from some rock bottom craziness where shit hit the fan and being able to spend quality time with her family 'unit' even though the wheels of separation are slowly in motion. A long haul with a lot of patience required in our situation, that's for sure. I'm waiting for apartment building repairs that are more complicated and taking way longer than anticipated, but it just doesn't make sense for me to throw away more time and money than I have getting set up renting a place in Auckland in the meantime. Better to throw away some of what I have on motels and shit once in a while as I can keep a lid on that. She might have a space for me to visit in a while though... we'll see.
My new girlfriend is in love with my pheromones She's OCD and seemingly bi-polar Her 2 poles seem to be A) totally head over heels in love with me And B) wanting to kill me Oh, wait I've been through this before At least she's not beating me with guaranteed-to-be-unbreakable umbrellas...yet...
I believe we all need better communication skills, dating apps take away my communication fear and allow to meet a lot more people. I used more than one app and communicated as more as I can. I met my SO on jaumo app, it has worked very well for me.
I somehow fell in lust with the girl who is going to be celibate for the foreseeable future She's decided she wants to spend a huge amount of time hanging out with me
DAMN that post didn't age. Single as fuck and ready to rail a line a blow of a strippers cunt. Who's down? Ozz? TechBarb? No?
I have been having an on-again-off-again relationship with a woman who is Tom Brady's cousin Really not anywhere near as awesome as a hard core football fan might imagine The off-again parts are because this woman is a total bitch EDIT Really don't give a shit about football If I gave a shit about football I would have been bragging about banging Tom Brady's cousin a long time ago
yes, she is actually she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy
no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times her 5 ex husbands hate her now she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part
